INTRO Jake - Hey you're watching Jake and Amir! Amir - Stop it! Relax! Jake, I'm you. Jake - Shut up. AMIR: Hey-uh, can I talk to you for a second? JAKE: What's up? AMIR: Um,I just got back from the doctor and he said that I was very sick actually. JAKE: Really? AMIR: Yeah, he thinks I may have March (shouting) Madness! Fever! And pneumonia! Amir slides his bracket across table and into frame. [Jump cut] AMIR: Alright the bracket is a lot like the SATs. They penalize for wrong answers. That's why I leave a lot of these blank, okay? JAKE: What did you get on your SATs? AMIR: 60. [Jump cut] AMIR: I've been crunching the numbers, Jake. JAKE: How do you do that? Amir looks at Jake over the top of his glasses. JAKE: How'd you do that, I said. AMIR: (Raises voice) Why can't you just say that's impressive? [Jump cut] Amir has his head turned and begins doing an impression of the Dramatic Chipmunk. AMIR: Dun, dun, dun! Dramatic Chipmunk. JAKE: I know. [Jump cut] AMIR: Wow, four number one seeds in the final four. Very risky. (Amir rolls his eyes and chuckles to himself) JAKE: I mean I could put, I was gunna put Michigan - Fuck you. [Jump cut] AMIR: Hey, no matter what happens in this bracket, you and me, we're gunna stay friends for forever, okay? Hey look at me! (Amir gestures his two finger at his eyes.) JAKE: Don't try to turn this into a serious moment, please. AMIR: Nothing changes, okay? JAKE: I know! [Jump cut] AMIR: Alright! So the elite 8 I have Scanson, Portland State, blank, blank, Butler, blank. [Jump cut] Amir has his head turned and is doing the Dramatic Chipmunk impression again AMIR: Dun! Dun! Du- JAKE: (Talking over Amir) Do you have to do that, man? AMIR: Hanh? [Jump Cut] AMIR: Binghamton. Duke. Binghamton is definitely gunna be upset. JAKE: They're a fifteen seed, so. AMIR: They're going to be upset that they lost and who wouldn't be? [Jump cut] Amir is laying on the table with his hands folded on his chest. AMIR: (Sighs) Can I tell you somethin', man? [Jump cut] AMIR: Ah, is it too late to change my final four? JAKE: Uh, no. AMIR: Okay, good. I wanna make it a final six. JAKE: Oh, it's too late to change the format of the tournament though. AMIR: Ah sheesh. When was that due? [Jump cut] AMIR: (Circling his bracket) Portland state, no it's not. Cleveland state, no it's not. Utah state (looks at Jake) no it's no- JAKE: That one's a state. AMIR: Uh, Florida state. JAKE: Also a state. AMIR: Sheesh, okay. Oklahoma? JAKE: Yeah. Ooo two for five, that sucks. You were you started out strong, though. AMIR: I know. I was lucky. I didn't know. I was just guessing. JAKE: I know. [Jump cut] AMIR: I'm thinking 74-60 blank for the tie-breaker score? (Amir repeatedly clicks his pen) Jake shakes his head. [Jump cut] JAKE: Okay, I'm done. Jake starts to get up from his chair. AMIR: (Drawing large circle on his bracket) Wa-wa-wait. Where are we watching the round of 32? Jake is walking away. JAKE: We're not. AMIR: (Calling out to Jake) Okay! I wanna watch my blanks, though! Blanks for the wolf! For the epic wolf. [Jump cut] JAKE: Also they have to, I mean they have to play these teams. AMIR: Sure. Jake drops his pen. Amir laughs. Link