Jake: What's up, man? Amir: Hey. Jake: Eating by yourself like a fucking loser, huh? Amir: Yeah. Jake: You're a fucking joke, Blumenfeld, you know that? Amir: Ok. Jake: Have you even gotten laid? You ever fucked, Blumenfeld? No, I didn't think so, did you? You're a piece of shit, right? Jake: You think you're a piece of shit? Just say you're a piece of shit. Amir: Owwww. Jake: Say it. Amir: I'm a piece of shit. Jake: Yeah. Amir: Just leave me alone! Jake: That's right. Amir: You know, you're not being very nice to me today. Jake: Yeah, fuck you. Amir: I mean, I appreciate that you're sitting next to me, eating lunch with me, but- Jake: Yeah right. I wouldn't eat lunch with you to save my mother's life. Jake: You know you're a fucking joke, man? Nobody respects you, why don't you name one person in this office that even likes you. Amir: I don't know, you? Jake: Wrong! Amir: Why don't you just get out of here and let me finish my lunch in peace? Amir: Come on! Look, this is all wet! Ugh, it's so soggy! Ugh, it's gross! Ugh, so soggy! It's so gross! What's your problem? Jake: Hey, Amir, one last thing. Amir: What? Jake: You failed. That's right, man. It was a test. Amir: What are you talking about? Jake: Can't let people talk to you like that, man. You gotta, you gotta stand up for yourself. Be strong. Amir: Ok. Thanks. Jake: Yeah. Amir: Uh, if you ever do another test, can you make sure it's not this way? Jake: Don't talk back to me! Amir: I'm so sorry. Jake: Alright, see ya. Amir: It's meant a lot to me. Jake: Yeah, whatever. Jake: I bet you I can go in there and barrade Amir, ruin his lunch, come back out, and he's gonna respect me more than he ever has. Jeff: Yeah, probably. Jake: Yeah.