(Jake and Amir are in a conference room. Amir runs out, and returns an indefinite amount of time later, still putting on a shirt identical to Jake's.) Jake: So you left to get the same shirt as me? Amir: Can't prove that. Let's eat. Jake: Can we just try to get some work done before we do that, please? Amir: Can I just eat before we get some work done? Because I'll be more productive if I have food in me. Jake: You probably won't be, but fine. Not gonna argue. Amir: (Using the phone) I'm gonna order something. Jake: Okay. Amir: (Talking into the phone) 911? Yes— (Jake slams on the phone's switchook) Jake: Jesus Christ, man! Amir: What? You don't know how hungry I am! It's a fucking emergency dude. Jake: Jus—it's not an emergency, just call Domino's. Amir: I'm hungry as shit. Jake: Don't care. Amir: I'll do it the old fashioned way though, for you. (Talking into the phone) Bonjour, Domino's. Jake: Pizza's Italian. Amir: Uh, yes. Can I have 30 large cheese fromage pizzas— Jake: That's too many. Amir: Okay. 30 medium pizzas then. Jake: But that's still 30. Amir. Amir: (To Jake) I'll take the rest for dinner. Don't worry about it. (To Domino's) Uh, yes. That's fine. Uh, charge it to my credit card. The number... yes. Jake: Okay then just hang up. Amir: The number... Jake: Hang up the phone. Amir: The number of my credit card is 8. (Jake hits the switchook) Jake: Come on. Amir: What if he believed it? Jake: It wouldn't have been good if he believed it. I'm calling a deli. (Talking into the phone) Hi. Uh, can I have a turkey club? Uh, and... Amir: 30 medium pizzas. Jake: (To Amir) Instead of that. Amir: Jam. Jake: What kind of bread? Amir: No bread. Jake: That's disgusting, I'm not saying that. You say it. Amir: Just... (takes the phone) Hi. Yeah, I'm sorry. Uh, can I have jam? Tuna fish, cracked pepper, and vinegar, on a chocolate croissant. Jake: Oh my god, that's dis... Amir: And, to drink... just... (To Jake) Do you want anything? Jake: (Shaking his head) I lost my appetite. Amir: (To the phone) Uh, just a keg of what Coke is made out of. Jake: Syrup? Amir: Just the syrup, yeah. Uh, yeah that should be fine. Oh! Um, and, do you guys... you know how turkey pastrami is like, turkey with a pastrami seasoning around it? Do you have that, but with Twinkies? With the seasoning? No. Okay. So that was just a dream of mine, then. That's fine, I was just checking.