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Long Distance

Episode ID: 40

Air date: 2007-09-17

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Scribe: u/andersminor

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Jake (answering phone): Hello? Amir: Woah. Wow. Hello. Jake: What? Did you miss your flight? Amir: Uh, yeah. Actually, no. I was... I'm in the bathroom now. Jake: What? Amir: Sorry, lavatory. I mean, what's the difference, anyway? There's nothing a little notorious about this place. Jake: What the hell are you talking about? Amir: I mean, like, it looks like a bathroom, but they call it a lavatory. I just, I don't get it. Jake: No, I mean how are you on the phone? Amir: I don't know, I mean, I was lonely as hell, so I tried to see if this would work. Jake: Come on, don't say lonely. Say bored, remember? Amir: Ok, sorry. Jake: Alright, look, this is really dangerous, I'm just going to hang up. Amir: No, don't! I'm bored as shit! Jake: No, it's unsafe! Amir: Ok, fine. I'll call you when I land. Jake: Don't. Jesus. Amir: Hello? Rosie: Was that Amir? Jake: Yeah. Rosie: Is he in-flight? Jake: He is. Sarah: Um, Amir just texted me. 'What's Jake doing?' Jake: Oh my god.
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