Amir: Jake Jake: Yea Amir: (fart noise) Twinsies or whateva Jake: So you lost your glasses is that um I'm not gonna guess Amir: Lasik brotha Jake: Do you know what Lasik means? Amir: Yea it means you don't have to wear glasses anymore. Ooh Amir got one right Jake: Ok for a reason. Amir:Yea and my reason is I dont want to look like a math nerd anymore. Whats the biggie fries? Jake: How many fingers am I holding up? Amir: 18 Jake: When have you seen 18 fingers? Amir: 18 chicken fingers everyday, every hour Jake: Ok you know it had to be between 1 and 5 Amir: 5 Jake: You know lasik is when they cut tiny flaps into your eyes to correct your vision? Amir: O my God, yes. Jake: Yea you know. So you also know they shoot a laser into your eye while your still awake Amir: Ah God, does it hurt? Jake: I dont know did it? Amir: So much. Jake: It hurt when they strapped you down and shot lasers into your eyes.. Amir: Not my eyes! My cute little eyes. They're so brown like a puppy Jake: Ok put your glasses back on Amir: Fine, but you owe me a dinner. Jake: No I don't. Amir: Ok you're right I owe you a dinner, but you're paying. Jake: That's me owing you a dinner, which I already said no to. There you go (Sticks up middle finger) Amir: One Jake: (Thumbs up)