AMIR: Labor Day. JAKE: Yup. AMIR: What did you do this long weekend? JAKE: Uh, went home, visited my family, you? AMIR: I went camping. JAKE: Sounds pretty fun, who'd you go with? AMIR: I went-I went alone, I went by myself. JAKE: (chuckles) . . . Oh, you're serious. AMIR: Yeah. JAKE: Why would you do that? AMIR: Huh? JAKE: Why would you go camping on your own? AMIR: I asked around, nobody really wanted to go, so . . . JAKE: So the normal reaction to that is just not to go, right? AMIR: Live and learn, I guess. JAKE: Where'd you go? AMIR: The Adirondacks. JAKE: God, that's like, 3 hours away. AMIR: Yeah, it's 350 miles north of here. JAKE: How did you get there? AMIR: I took a cab. JAKE: Jesus! Are you kidding me? How much was it? AMIR: Seventeen hundred dollars. JAKE: Oh my god, Amir! How do you have that kind of money to waste? AMIR: I don't. JAKE: Jesus, you look really sick. AMIR: I am, I know, I haven't eaten in three days. JAKE: Yeah, you look really pale. Did you not bring food? AMIR: No. I mean I thought I'd catch a fish or something. JAKE: Are there even lakes up there? AMIR: No, that's the worst part. I had to like, follow squirrels and try to club them over the head with a fishing rod. JAKE: How did you get home? AMIR: (screams in pain) My leg! JAKE: You can't change the subject. AMIR: I took a cab. JAKE: . . . god. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyPPHx2iRL0