Opening Sequence Amir: Hey, err... sheesh. Jake— Jake: Start it over. Amir: No no no, it's fine it's fine. Jake: It's not fine. Episode (Jake is walking through the office when Amir comes to join him) Amir: Sup! (Drops his keys) Er, ah. Jake: Dropped something. Amir: No, impossible. I don't drop shit, I don't pick shit up; that's kinda my ish. So. Jake: You don't drop shit, but you dropped your keys. Amir: Haha—(grabs the back of Jake's head and speaks directly into his face) I've never dropped anything, ever. Jake: Let go of my head, right? Amir: Okay. Jake: What did Ricky say about touching me? Amir: He said maybe, sometimes, if you asked politely. Jake: He said never. Amir: Okay. Jake: So those aren't your keys. Amir: Neh. Jake: Neh. Amir: Neh. Jake: Neh. Amir: NEH! Jake: (Picks up the keys) These aren't yours? Amir: Nope. Jake: (Throwing the keys away) So that's fine. Amir: Ahh, yep, that's coo. That's coo. Jake: That's cOO. Okay, that's coo. How are you gonna act like you're too proud for anything when your pants are on backwards right now? Amir: Yeah, righ. Jake: Unzip your fly? Amir: My regular fly? Or my butt fly? Jake: Let's do the regular fly just cause a butt fly isn't a real thing. Amir: Okay, good idea. But, lemme do my butt fly first, and then if we have time I will do my regular one. How does that sound? Jake: Where do you have to be? That's a good question. Where do you have to be? Amir: I have to call my landlord, if you must know, because I misplaced my keys this morning. Jake: Totally unrelated incident, I got it. Amir: Yes. Jake: Where's your phone? Amir: It's in my back—front pocket. (Takes the phone out of his back pocket, which is at the front since his pants are on backwards) It's in my back-front po—(drops his phone) Jake: You didn't drop that. (Amir shakes his head) Jake: No. (Amir points to his hand as if he's on the phone)