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Jordan

Episode ID: 307

Air date: 2010-03-25

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Scribe: u/dylanmacd

Characters: unknown

[Introduction] Amir: Hey, you're watching, wait for it... Jake: Not a lot of time. Amir: Wait for it- [Amir is sitting at his desk, a stranger (Jordan) walks in and sits at Jake's desk] Amir: Explain. Jordan: Umm... (Reads from a notepad) I'm Jake. Amir: Umm... No you're not. laughs Jordan (reading from a script): Laugh (spoken). I thought you'd say that. Which is why I want to say, I am Jake. Amir: Okay, you're not Jake, 'cause Jake doesn't look like that. Jordan: That's very logical. (Reads from notepad) But have you considered this, a wizard changed my face? Amir: Yes, I have considered that. But have you considered this, if a wizard changed your face why did he change your voice? Jordan (reads from notes): Another wizard changed my voice. Amir: laughs and clears throat (seriously) Really? Jordan (reads from notes): No, got you. Laugh (spoken) Uhh... I'm wearing a mask. Amir: If you're Jake, then when's his birthday? Jordan (looking through the notes): Umm... (flips page) August 5th... Or 6th, it looks like? Amir: 5th... Yeah. (Jordan's phone rings, Jordan answers it) Jordan: Hey, it's Jordan... Yeah... Yeah, call me back. Amir: W- Why'd you say this is J- this is Jordan? Jordan: I... Uhh... (reads notes out loud to himself) If you mess up just tell him that best friends have to trust each other, now more than ever. Amir: What? Jordan: Best friends have to trust each other, now more than ever. Amir: I trust you. laughs This is crazy! What- How does it- What is- What was the wizard? (Jake enters) Amir: Whaa- Hey? Jake: Whoa. Hmm... I forgot this was today. Listen, this is Jake and I'm an actor that he hired. So... Amir: What's going on? Jake: This is all a dream. Everything is a dream, so its time to wake up. (Jake picks up a coffee mug and walks toward Amir) Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. (Jake hits Amir over the head with the mug) Wake up! Amir: Oww! Jake: Oh god, sorry. Amir: That really hurt. Jake: I thought you were gonna pass out or something. Amir: Why would I pass ou- (Jake hits amir over the head again) Hey! Come on, quit it. Alright? Jake: Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry. Jordan: Okay, I'm leaving. Amir (to Jordan): Jake! Wait!
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