[Introduction]
Amir: Hey, you're watching, wait for it...
Jake: Not a lot of time.
Amir: Wait for it-
[Amir is sitting at his desk, a stranger (Jordan) walks in and sits at Jake's desk]
Amir: Explain.
Jordan: Umm... (Reads from a notepad) I'm Jake.
Amir: Umm... No you're not. laughs
Jordan (reading from a script): Laugh (spoken). I thought you'd say that. Which is why I want to say, I am Jake.
Amir: Okay, you're not Jake, 'cause Jake doesn't look like that.
Jordan: That's very logical. (Reads from notepad) But have you considered this, a wizard changed my face?
Amir: Yes, I have considered that. But have you considered this, if a wizard changed your face why did he change your voice?
Jordan (reads from notes): Another wizard changed my voice.
Amir: laughs and clears throat (seriously) Really?
Jordan (reads from notes): No, got you. Laugh (spoken) Uhh... I'm wearing a mask.
Amir: If you're Jake, then when's his birthday?
Jordan (looking through the notes): Umm... (flips page) August 5th... Or 6th, it looks like?
Amir: 5th... Yeah.
(Jordan's phone rings, Jordan answers it)
Jordan: Hey, it's Jordan... Yeah... Yeah, call me back.
Amir: W- Why'd you say this is J- this is Jordan?
Jordan: I... Uhh... (reads notes out loud to himself) If you mess up just tell him that best friends have to trust each other, now more than ever.
Amir: What?
Jordan: Best friends have to trust each other, now more than ever.
Amir: I trust you. laughs This is crazy! What- How does it- What is- What was the wizard?
(Jake enters)
Amir: Whaa- Hey?
Jake: Whoa. Hmm... I forgot this was today. Listen, this is Jake and I'm an actor that he hired. So...
Amir: What's going on?
Jake: This is all a dream. Everything is a dream, so its time to wake up. (Jake picks up a coffee mug and walks toward Amir) Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. (Jake hits Amir over the head with the mug) Wake up!
Amir: Oww!
Jake: Oh god, sorry.
Amir: That really hurt.
Jake: I thought you were gonna pass out or something.
Amir: Why would I pass ou- (Jake hits amir over the head again) Hey! Come on, quit it. Alright?
Jake: Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry.
Jordan: Okay, I'm leaving.
Amir (to Jordan): Jake! Wait!