(Jake and Amir sitting at their desks, across from each other.) JAKE (on his phone): Uh, yeah, July 1st. I'll be home. AMIR: (stretching his arms, trying to seem casual): 180... 180. (serious) Get off the phone, man. We're at work. JAKE (still on the phone, visibly disturbed): Uhm... AMIR: We're not supposed to use the phone at work. JAKE: (still on the phone): Alright, can I, do you think I can just call you back grandma?. Alright. Love you. Bye. AMIR: What's the best you can get on an IQ test? JAKE: 200? AMIR: 180 is pretty good though, right? Highly gifted it says... JAKE: What're you talking about? AMIR: I took an online IQ test, I got a 180. Pretty... JAKE: Did you deduct 50 points? AMIR (confused): Uhm, no, why? JAKE: For being dumb enough to take an online IQ test? AMIR: Psht, no. It didn't say that. It didn't say to. JAKE: How many questions were there? AMIR: 10. So hard. JAKE: Alright, ask me one. AMIR (reading from laptop): 'If you turn a right glove inside out, would it fit on your left hand?' JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: Wrong. JAKE: No, that's right. AMIR: Ok yeah, that's the one I got wrong. So 9 out of 10. That's... still pretty sick... JAKE (interrupting): Let me see'em. AMIR: I mean, look... (turning the laptop towards Jake) They're so... You wouldn't be able to get any of these... JAKE: There's only 7 questions there. AMIR: Yeah, first 3 were on a banner ad. So... JAKE: Sounds like a scam. AMIR: We'll see what the scam is when I get my diploma. JAKE: So you have to pay for that diploma, right? AMIR: 49 bucks, but it comes in a sick frame. JAKE: Right, that sounds like that's the scam. You're paying for something that doesn't mean anything. AMIR: Psh, it doesn't mean anything... I'd like to see... I'd, I'd onestly like to see how you do. JAKE: Ok, fine. Send me the link. AMIR: Only people who get 180 or more even get the opportunity to buy the diploma, so I don't see why I shouldn't. JAKE (checking out the test): Wow, this is really easy. AMIR: It's not... Seems easy, but it's not... JAKE: This is REALLY easy. You only got a 180? (Amir goes under the desk) JAKE: What the hell? (Amir comes back up) JAKE: You turned off my monitor? AMIR: Figure it out. If you're so smart... You think you can get a better than a 180, you could figure who turned off your monitor. JAKE: I did figure it out and it was you, you turned off my monitor. AMIR: Not saying it was, not saying it wasn't. JAKE: Can you just plug it in? I have to do, I have to do work. AMIR: Let's make a deal. (Jake goes under desk) AMIR: If I plu- JAKE (interrupting Amir): Already plugged it back in. AMIR: Huh? JAKE: I already plugged it back in. It's fine. (short pause, Jake gets his phone out of his pocket) Just got a text message. From you. '180'. AMIR: I dunno. Was it me? JAKE: Yeah, it was. It says... it says who texted you. AMIR: Yeah, I mean, sometimes it says 'Restricted'. JAKE: Yeah, sometimes, if you press the right buttons it says 'Restricted'. AMIR: Maybe. JAKE: Not maybe. It just does. AMIR: (pause) ...So smart. End