Amir: Hey call my phone i think i lost it Jake: its right there Amir: ungh. in this i-p-phone? Jake: i think its an iPhone Amir: its more than that... Jake: i know its more than that but I'm just saying, you have the, the name wrong Amir: its a calculator too Jake: is that all it is Amir: hey whats your phone number ill put it in and ill divide it by two Jake: 545 89 92 Amir: slow down Jake: what is that Jake: what does that say Amir: it says error, because i don't know which one is divide all the time Jake: right Amir: this only has one button, so... how many buttons Amir: how many buttons does your phone have i forgot Amir: probably more right? Jake: can you call my phone Amir: I'm slowly figuring out how to do stuff like that Jake: have you called anyone Amir: like no i have like i got i have one but they called me so so thats not, thats not making a call Amir: ok ...so, can you, show me what else i could do Amir: just take it Amir: show me how to do everything Amir: ill use this one Jake: what Jake: are you kidding me? Amir: i got two because, everyone has one so i wanted to be like HUH HUH twice as, twice as many calls Jake: why on earth would you get two? Amir: because they wouldn't let me get 3 I'm sorry its a store policy Jake: I'm not saying two isn't enough, I'm saying two is too many one is too many if you don't know how to use it Amir: i know how to use it Jake: why don't you write a note Amir: here's a note: Amir: 80081355 (boobless) Amir: it also can do boobs or whatever it really can do everything Jake: actually this is kinda cool, i kinda want one now. Amir: i know Amir: you should get two dude, I'm telling you... Amir: give me that one back though Jake: just let me have this one Amir: OK Jake: sick link