(Jake is by him self at the bar, a girl approaches him) GIRL: Hey there. JAKE: Why don't I save you some time and give you Pat's number, so you can go fuck him. (girl leaves and Amir pops up in her place) AMIR: Hey man, you should stop drinking, I mean, that's not going to get Sarah to want to have sex with you. Although, when Pat did it, it helped a lot-- JAKE: Please don't right now. AMIR: You should've heard them the other night. They were all just like-- JAKE: (sighs) I don't want to hear that from you. (Amir reaches off camera and pulls Sam next to Jake, begins whispering into Sam's ear) SAM: Oh man, oh man! Amir, get the hell out of here! JAKE: (to Sam) Why do you do this? SAM: (to Jake) Amir gave me like, promised three thousand dollars. AMIR: In change, though, so. You know I'm good for that. (Sam sighs and exits) AMIR: I mean, didn't beating the shit out of Pat make you feel any better? JAKE: Kind of. (Sarah enters) SARAH: Hey, Jake. JAKE: (turning around to face her) Sarah. SARAH: Jake, listen. AMIR: Whoa, sleepover tonight? SARAH: Not now. AMIR: Right, not now. Let's do it later, but you start getting drunk, I'll start calling Patty. SARAH: OK, listen, I have something I have to say. (Background noise is muted) JAKE: You don't have to say anything. Let's just go back to the way we were. SARAH: I'd really like that. JAKE: I just-- (Girl enters again, background noise comes back) GIRL: Hey, who's that Pat guy you said I could fuck? JAKE: Ah. SARAH: Yeah, Jake, who's that Pat guy you said she could fuck? JAKE: (rapidly, high pitched) It was a joke. It was a joke. (normal) Sarah-- SARAH and JAKE: It was a joke. SARAH: Got it. You know what? You and Amir, you are perfect for each other. So why don't you just, hang out together or whatever. AMIR: We will! Thank you. Bye. (to girl) Hi, Pat Cassels, do you like wrestling? (Blackout) (Pat, with a black eye, is leaving a voicemail) PAT: Hey, Sarah, umm, it-it's Pat. Umm, again. Ha. Listen. Uh, last night was just, it was (in Spanish accent) incredible. I know that you just think of it as a one night thing, but I, you know what? I think we should do it, you know, do it . . . I want to date you. I think we should date. Stead-Go out steadily, we should be- go steady with one another. Also, oh, I want to apologize because for, when, the way Jake reacted, and the way he hit me that night and scared you. Umm, I didn't- I seemed like you were terrified, that's probably why you were laughing. I'm sorry, I'm rambling, I'm rambling, I'm so, I'm just- I never felt this way before! Anyway, umm, oh. (checks phone) OK, Sarah, I got to go, Amir is calling me. OK, bye. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUyPfvnx8g4