(from previous episode) PAT: Stop! Sarah just texted me. AMIR: (covering Jake's ears) Oh no, don't let this guy hear! PAT: She's throwing a party, and guess what? (taps Amir on the head) You're coming with me! (caption - THE NEXT MORNING...) (Inside Pat's apartment, there's a knock on the apartment door, Pat leaves his room, closing the door behind him, to answer the front door) PAT: Ah! Hey, Jake! (Jake passes Pat and stands in front of the door to his room) JAKE: Look. I have to know. Did sarah talk to any guys last night? PAT: No, definitely not! Definitely not. (Sarah exits Pat's room, takes a few steps behind Jake and then turns around to go back into the room, door slams) JAKE: Thank god. (sighs) You know it's- What was that? PAT: Ah! A windy breeze blew through the- It's an old apartment-- JAKE: That's fine. This whole Sarah thing is just really getting to me. PAT: Sarah thing? JAKE: Are you serious? You tried to cheer me up about it last night. PAT: Oh! JAKE: I'm stressed out because I'm in love with her. Oh my god. (Pat's door opens and Amir comes out wrapped in a towel) PAT: Oh my god!! (Sarah pulls amir back in) JAKE: I'm in love with her. AMIR: Jake was just talking mad smack about you, he was all like-- SARAH: Shut up! He can't know I'm here! AMIR: What's the big deal? I crashed on the couch, you and Pat wrestled or whatever all night. IT WAS AWESOME! SARAH: SHHH! JAKE: What was that? PAT: Uhh, it's the wind, it's this really breezy- I think the structures here-- JAKE: Shut up about the wind! Sorry. It's not you, it's just the thought of Sarah with another guy- (punches Pat's door) You know? (yells) SARAH: Oh my god, this is awful. AMIR: Speak for yourself. (picks up a glass full of change) There's like $3,000 in here, do you know how much money I could buy with that? (begins pouring the coins slowly through the towel, as though hiding them away, they hit the hardwood, making a lot of noise) Shhh. PAT: (trying to cover the noise) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Get mad Jake! Scream! Ahh! JAKE: Ahh! PAT: Ahh! JAKE: Ahh! PAT: Ahh! AMIR: AHH!! PAT: Keep screaming! JAKE: AHH! PAT: Scream! AHH! JAKE: AHH! (noise stops) PAT: How do you feel? JAKE: Good. Good, that was good. PAT: Yeah. JAKE: Let's chill in your room. (goes for Pat's door) PAT: Wait! NO! THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pM9Wu3cz_o