(Sam is sat next to Amir at his desk, unless otherwise noted, Amir is whispering into Sam's ear throughout) SAM: Jake! JAKE: Sam. SAM: Sup!? It's Amir. JAKE: It's what? SAM: You said I couldn't talk to you for the rest of the day, and that's fine because Sam is going to speak for me, so... JAKE: Awesome. SAM: Dinnah tonight? I'm thinking--What is she doing here? (Jake is now whispering into Sarah's ear) SARAH: Sarah is going to be talking for me. SAM: Ha-ha. Yeah right. SARAH: Right. SAM: LOL (high pitched) What'd you think you're doing? (cuts quickly to Jake whispering to Sarah before going back) What'd you think you're doing? (normal) Jake, what do you think-- SARAH: --You're doing. Got it. SAM: Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake-- SARAH: WHAT? SAM: I just do nay think this ugly b-i-t-c-h should be talking for you, you are way too good looking. Straight up. SARAH: Hey! Sarah is the prettiest girl at the office. (pause-Jake whispers again) So, just shut up. SAM: Wow, you're just saying that because you have a crush on her. SARAH: Ha. No way. SAM: So why did you specifically ask to be her Secret Santa this year? (Sam adds under his breath) Really? SARAH: Maybe because I didn't. Amir, stop it. SAM: And why did you spend all day Sunday finding her a first edition copy of her favorite childhood book: Where ze Wild ziings Aren't? SARAH: Where the Wild Things Are. SAM: Is it? SARAH: And I would never buy that...gay-ass book? (Sarah get up and storms over to Sam to whisper in his ear) SAM: Hey, Jake, don't talk to me for the rest of the week. (pause) Make that ever! You can give that gay-ass book to somebody else! (Sarah runs off crying) AMIR: Wow. That. was. EPIC! (chuckles) Oh my god, Sarah F-T-dub-- SAM: (to Amir) Hey! Hey! Hey! Through me. (Amir leans over to whisper to Sam) SAM: Wow, that was EPIC! THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV9HmudF7MA