(The staff is gathered in the conference room) Paul: Alright, alright, thanks for coming in everybody. Now obviously we don't have these all-hands meetings very often, but this is pretty important. As a lot of you guys can remember, about a year and a half ago, one of our developers Kunal Shaw, was killed in a bus accident. Now I know a lot of you have guys have gone to grief-therapy and I honestly just wanted to open up the dialogue, Amir can you get up? Paul: Amir, can you get up? Amir: ..I'm plancking Paul: Would you please show some respect? Amir: You're not respecting me.. Paul: You don't earn my respect, you're acting like a child Amir: Respect the planck Sir, or I'll make you walk it.. Paul: I'm not going to walk the planck Amir:..meetee Paul: I'm not! Amir: Gnarrr! Jake: hey, buddy.. Amir: tsaahh! touch me again and i'll scream Jake: What you're doing right now is worse than screaming Patrick: And also you are screaming. Girl: starts crying Amir: Wow, okay someone's laughing Jake: no, they're crying Amir: It's not that funny, well maybe it is, I don't know ,I don't have a good vantage point Jake: They're not laughing so hard that they're crying, they're just crying, somebody died. Amir: Yeah, your sense of humor.. hahahha Jake: No, Kunal Amir: Here's a party tip, Y'all just committed a party foul, you're all arrested for disturbing the planck Paul: Okay, I'm just going to power it throught here, the reason why I invited Kunal's family here.. AMIR, would you sit down? Amir: I'm owling okay, you never said jack about owling Paul: I never said anything about plancking, I'm asking you to sit down! Amir: You just dug your own grave Paul: What a mean reference to use! Amir:Well great Paul, thanks for throwing me under the bus (everybody in the room frowns) Amir: That one was unpurpose, okay and I'm sorry.. jesus lighten up! Girl: crying Amir: Is she laughing? ..she's laughing. end