[Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks. Amir is listening to his headphones, bouncing his head to the music, playing air guitar, and making a silly face. Jake is ignoring him.] (Amir starts chatting with Jake on AIM.) AMIR: lol. (Jake winces.) AMIR: Roflmao. AMIR: I probably look like such a drok. AMIR: *dork(Jake starts responding to Amir in the chat.) JAKE: i'm not looking at you so. its fine. AMIR: i'm rocking out that's all JAKE: k AMIR: Pretty hard though. AMIR: Pick your head up if you're interested. AMIR: are you? JAKE: im not. AMIR: Whenever I'm having a bad day, or feeling down about something, I know that feeling is always fleeting because soon i'll be back at my desk, sitting across from my best friend, and just -- everything is perfect again. You fix everything by just being here. AMIR: LOL JAKE: god JAKE: please tell me that's a song lyric AMIR: it is JAKE: good AMIR: but it's a song I recorded about you. (Jake recoils in annoyance and exasperation. Amir continues staring blankly at Jake.) JAKE: im gonna block you JAKE: sorry JAKE: lata AMIR: WAIT! I was gonna ask you if you had any vending machine tokens. ME WANT A SNACK! AMIR: ME HAVENT EATEN IN DAYS ROFLMAO JAKE: vending machine tokens... JAKE: you mean coins? AMIR: All's I know is that I need 75 vending machine dollars to git a kit kat. JAKE: you can use coins to buy anything you know. theyre not vending machine specific. (Amir laughs at the apparent ridiculousness of Jake's claim.) AMIR: Yeah, okay. So I can walk into a mcdonalds, put these metal disks into the guy at the counter, and he'll spit mcnuggets into my mouth I guess?! JAKE: gross JAKE: im afraid to ask, are you joking? AMIR: Yup! JAKE: cool JAKE: so you know how many cents are in a dollar AMIR: Fo sho. JAKE: fo sheezy JAKE: how many though AMIR: FO SHEEZY JAKE: how many AMIR: brb bathroom. (Amir leans over to look in his bag. Jake looks to see what he's doing.) AMIR: 1,000 (Amir laughs and bobs his head to the music.) END. OUTRO: (Amir is listening to his song that he recorded about Jake, mouthing the words: When You're Having a Bad Day.) AMIR (RECORDING): Sittin across from my best friend, and just -- everything is perfect again. You fix everything by just being here.