Jake and Amir Hurricane Charity Jake: Watch this video until the end to find out how you can help! Amir: No don't do it, it's a trap! Girl: woah, you order a lot of pad thai! Jake: Did I give you permission to go into my refrigerator? Girl: Do you even eat the leftovers? Enter Amir with a slice of ham in his hand. Amir: We goin' ham! Jake: Yeah, why did you bring that? Amir: This is a charity drop off right, for hurricane sandy? Jake: Yes. Amir: So I'm dropping off this piece of ham. Jake: That piece of ham is an example of a perishable food and I asked you to bring non-perishable food. Amir: It's the least I can do! Jake: It's the least amount of food you could bring. Amir: That's not true, I could've eaten more, brought less. Jake: You ate some of the ham!? Amir: What about all these water bottles, are you giving people shit about bringing that? Jake: No, because people need water! Amir: No, because you hate me! Jake: Oh my god, you're selfish. Amir: Actually, little known fact, it was water that caused all the damage to begin with. Jake: That's a well-known fact. Amir: If you don't accept this ham, I'm going to have no choice but to, to, to throw it away. Jake: Great, I don't accept the ham. Amir: What?! I'm not going to just toss it. Jake: You're kidding me. You're crying right now? Amir: I'm crying! Jake: You're beefing? Amir: I'm beefing! Jake: Beefing over the ham?! Amir: Beefing over the ham! Jake: Throw it away! It looks expired! Amir: Yeah well it's a lot younger than you are! Jake: Right, I was worried it was a week old, not twenty seven years old! Amir: What am I supposed to do now man? Huh? I'm starting to think that you won't even accept ham! Jake: Why not just donate online? Amir: No. Jake: go to redcross.org (A: No) and you can donate there (A: no, no ,no, no) What?! Why?! (A: No, No!) Why not?! Why won't- Amir: I already set up a fund okay! I'm good on that front! Jake: Yeah, I saw the kick-starter you launched! Amir Blumenfeld Foundation (with A) for not giving a shit! Amir: Yeah! Jake: What good is that gonna do? Amir: For 1000 dollars, I'll lick my own butt! Jake: Do you think you answered my question? Amir: This is a shame of me. Yeah, it really is... Jake: What does that mean? Amir: It's a sh..yeah, yeah I'm Jake: What Amir? Amir: No. Jake: Are you ashamed? Amir: No... I've n...I didn't say that. Jake: Just like feel negative about- Amir: Yeah, I just feel like the tables are turning not in my favour... Jake: That's not really an expression... Amir: What? The tables are turning? Yes it is.. Jake: No the shame on.. You should have brought spam. The joke would still have worked, it would've been a non-perishable food. 'We goin' spam'. Amir: Woah. Girl: Jake! That's poor taste! Amir: Bad joke, No. Bad you! Jake: Okay, I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars to leave before you go give it back to me and I'll donate it in your name okay? Amir: Okay, how about this? I will give you one dollar back, keeping the four as a go fuck yourself fee for making me feel like shit for donating water and ham! Jake: When did you donate water? Amir spits in Jake's face Jake: You piece of shi- Jake: Hey guys, thank you very much for watching our video. I know we made a lot of jokes but you can actually help by going to redcross.org - don't touch me. - donate online or if you live in the tri-state area, you can donate your canned goods, water and batteries. Amir: Now, I know what you're thinking, why donate? Good question, you don't have to. Jake: Nobody's thinking that! You piece of shit! Amir: Well I'm just saying, show both sides of the argument! Jake: Oh My God!