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Hop To It

Episode ID: 84

Air date: 2008-02-08

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Scribe: u/andersminor

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Jake: Hey guys! ?: Hey Jake. Sarah: Hi! Jake: What are you doing? ?: We're gonna get dinner, wanna come? Jake: Yes, but I don't have any cash. Sarah: Oh, that's ok. We can stop by an ATM or something. Jake: That's really far away, actually. I have an idea. Dinner's gonna be on me, hold on. Sarah: Nice. (Jake bunny hops over to Amir) Jake: What's up, dude? Amir: Counting DVDs, yes sir. Jake: What number were you at? Amir: Whatever three after nine is. What was that? Jake: Don't bother. It's my move. Can't use it. Amir: I'm interested. In. Buying it. Jake: (rubbing ear) Whispering is when you talk lower near my ear, ok? Anyway, it's not for sale, sorry. Amir: Everything is for sale, brotha. What say you to twenty? Jake: Don't make me laugh. See you tommorow. (starts leaving) Amir: Wait wait wait wait wait! Forty. Jake: Sixty. Amir: Eighty. Jake: Done for eighty. Amir: I only have five twenties. Jake: Cool. I'll do it for a hundred. No refunds. Amir: I stopped listening to you after you said I had a nice hairdo. Jake: Then you never started listening. Amir: (hops away, trips on chair) Amir: (hops toward a group playing Rock Band) Guy: What the fuck are you doing? Amir: (laughs) I know, it's so stupid. I was making fun of some homo who I saw on the subway. Quick question. Does anyone have a hundred bucks I can borrow? Guy 2: Why don't you hope to an ATM and get it? Amir: (laughs) Yeah, right. I'll see y'all later. (running away) Jake! *I have no idea what the name of Guy, Guy 2, or ? are. Any help?
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