Jake and Amir: Hilary [INTRO]: JAKE: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir. AMIR: I do declare! JAKE: Declare what? AMIR: I don't know. [VIDEO]: (HILARY is at her desk talking on the phone) HILARY (on phone): Nope, that definitely won't work, it absolutely has to be- (JAKE and AMIR are sitting opposite each other at their desks) AMIR: Oh my god! I'm gonna kill her, I'm gonna kill her, I'm sorry! JAKE: Who? AMIR: Who? Who? Sarah! That's who! JAKE: That's Hilary. AMIR: Oh... OK well whatever man she's annoying as... WORMS! JAKE (Confused): What? AMIR: I dunno. JAKE: She's a producer, OK? So part of her job is to talk on the phone. Just relax. AMIR: OK, well I got something she can (air quotes) produce. JAKE: What's that? AMIR: (Pauses to consider) Worms! JAKE: Stop saying worms? AMIR (Angrily): Aaaaah! (AMIR bangs the desk three times) JAKE: What is the matter with you? AMIR: Oh my god. Have you ever been so frustrated by someone at work that you just can't take it anymore? JAKE: Every single day, for the last two years- AMIR: Alright, F-it. Listen, I'm gonna go do some- I'm gonna go shut her up. I'm sorry. JAKE: Don't do that. AMIR: I'm not gonna hit her OK? Relax. JAKE: I said don't do that before I thought you might hit her. AMIR: Really? JAKE: Look if you absolutely have to you can go other there and calmly, kindly ask her to please talk quietly. AMIR: Fine. JAKE: Amir. (Making eye contact) Eyes. AMIR: Wha?- JAKE: Gimme your eyes. I trust you. AMIR: I love you too. JAKE and AMIR: Trust you- AMIR: -yes, I trust you. (AMIR gets up and goes over to HILARY) HILARY (On the phone): No, I just, I don't think that's gonna work for Win, I mean I have to- (AMIR knocks on her desk) AMIR: Hilary, Hilary? HILARY: Yeah? AMIR: Hi, I am so sorry, uh, Amir by the way I work over there with Jakey. HILARY: OK... (Simultaneously) AMIR: Um hi... HILARY: Hi... AMIR: If you could just maybe- if you take that phone call somewhere else that'd be so helpful. HILARY: Sure... AMIR: Or, or if even you have to talk here just talk like, half a decibel quieter? HILARY: Hang on. (On the phone) Uh, Bob, lemme call you back. (Hangs up) HILARY: I'm so sorry about that! (Simultaneously) AMIR: No problem at all! (AMIR slaps HILARY across the face, she gasps) AMIR: Aah, go- (To JAKE, who rushes over) I'm so sorry dude, I tried, I really tried, it's just sometimes (Points to HILARY, through his teeth) Eeeh, you can't really do anything else with them-