PATRICK: Jake, you're going to let Amir talk to your girlfriend like that? JAKE: She's not my girlfriend anymore. Cut to Hallie's desk. AMIR: Hallie! Hi! laughs HALLIE: Hi amir. AMIR: How are you doing? Can I ask you a question? Who would win in a fight? HALLIE: Between who? AMIR: Answer my question first. HALLIE: I can't. AMIR: laughs I'm just joking. I think Jake needs to give me a gift right now so let me talk to you later HALLIE: Okay, that's fine. AMIR: Don't ask me to choose between him and you right off the bat, okay? 'cause that is a battle you're not going to win BRB. Cut to Patrick and Jake. Amir enters. AMIR: Lesbo guys. Definitely. Should have know. Did you see her shoes? JAKE: Her shoes are normal. AMIR: Okay. Exactly. JAKE: Alright. You know, just keep talking to her okay? It's working. Just talk to her like you talk to me, right Pat? PATRICK: Amir, remember when you made Jake punch me? AMIR: Yeah... I don't need that type of negativity right now, okay? Come on. grunts Wish me luck boys. JAKE: Good luck. Cut to Hallie's desk. AMIR: Hey baby. HALLIE: Baby? AMIR: Hallie. I like your hair. HALLIE: Thank you. AMIR: Is it brown? HALLIE: Yeah! AMIR: I know... Uh... I have a secret. HALLIE: Okay. What is it? AMIR: It's stupid. It's not even worth saying. HALLIE: No! What is it? AMIR: It's just that I think you're pretty. HALLIE: Thank you. Cut to Patrick and Jake. JAKE: Okay, I think she's actually laughing at him. PATRICK: Have you ever heard like a piece of your orbital bone or something like break off and maybe float towards your cornea- JAKE: I'm trying to listen. Hold on. PATRICK: It's just that I don't have health insurance and it's still kind of blurry- Cut to Hallie's desk. AMIR: Do you want to get ice cream some times? Er, some time with me? Or not- or not, sometimes ice cream's stupid- HALLIE: No! I'd like that! AMIR: Really? HALLIE: Yeah- Cut to Patrick and Jake. JAKE: Oh my God, did she just say yes? PATRICK: I'm not sure, because there's a ringing in my ear. Remember the punch? JAKE: Yeah, the punch.. Okay shut up. Just shut up about that. Alright? Can you hear this? Shut up, shut up Pat. PATRICK: Yes, I heard that. Cut to Hallie's desk. HALLIE: I have a secret too, actually. AMIR: What is it? Is it about the ice cream being not real- HALLIE: No! I just- I just think you're really pretty. Pretty funny. AMIR: laughs Stupid- Bye! HALLIE: Bye. AMIR: yelling Jake I'm def getting laid tonight!