JJKAE: He says copy-edit this these aren't even fucking words... AMIR: Oh my god do you want to see something insane-o that I just realized? Today is July twenty-second right? Which is seven twenty-two, and it's seven twenty-two, and I'm twenty-two, and you're twenty-two over seven years old and I live on seventh avenue two-twenty-seventh- Cut. AMIR: Can I ask you a personal question? JAKE: What answer could I possibly say? AMIR: I think I have a crush on someone in the office. JAKE: Okay... AMIR: yelling Shut up lowering voice right? She might hear you- Cut. AMIR: I just want to know if you have any tips to you know... French kiss her. JAKE: Do you even know what that means? AMIR: French kiss: short for friendship kiss, which is what the eskimos do all the time. to Jake's shoulder Bonjour! JAKE: recoiling Well I don't have any tips for you. Cut. AMIR: I know what you're trying to do. You're worried that if I have a girlfriend, then I won't hang out with you all the time, right? JAKE: Okay, here's what you do: you're going to go out there, confidently, compliment her, ask her out, just don't be you. AMIR: You think Hallie will like that? JAKE: It's Hallie? AMIR: Yeah. JAKE: Ah... I don't know. Um, forget it. I don't think you should ask her out. I thought you- I thought you were talking about somebody else. Cut. JAKE: She's not right for you. Hallie's crazy. She takes drugs. AMIR: Are you ser- Oh okay, I get it. Cut. Jake: You do? AMIR: Yeah, and I like it. You're trying to be like, okay, be a little distant, right? Coy, and she'll come and like she'll sort of come after you, right? Cut. AMIR: That's actually a good move, because I don't think she'll be able to ignore my Casa Nova skills-o. JAKE: Yeah... actually, you know what? I think you should go for it. Just go ask her out, be yourself. AMIR: Wish me luck. JAKE: Good luck. AMIR: yelling Not good luck! Just luck, right? You're going to jinx it. JAKE: Sorry. Patrick enters. PATRICK: Jake, you're going to let Amir talk to your girlfriend like that? JAKE: She's not my girlfriend anymore. Cut to Hallie's desk. AMIR: Hallie! Hi! laughs HALLIE: Hi amir. AMIR: How are you doing? Can I ask you a question? Cut to Patrick and Jake. PATRICK: That seven twenty-two thing was weird though. Right?