(Scene is an office party, with Jake, Amir, and Maria Sansone in the foreground) Amir: Have you guys ever played this? Maria: Um... Amir: Um.... Well, if you haven't, let someone else play, ok? (Jake and Maria are playing Guitar Hero) Jake: Go. Maria: Ok. Oh! Amir: (chuckles) Oh my god. You got it. Maria: (laughs) Yeah! Amir: You're pretty good for a mildly retarded chimpanzee. Jake: Stop. Maria: I'm on the left, right? Amir (mocking Maria): I'm on the left?! I'm on the left! (laughs) I swear she's mental. How do you not know you're on the left or right? Maria: Oh my god, I am! Jake (helping Maria): Red. Red. Amir: Red red green green yellow yellow red. No, no, no, no, you're off! You're off! You're off! Streeter: Yes, shut up! Shut up! Amir: Ugh, it kills me because I'm so good to see someone suck so hard! Ugh! Streeter: No one can hear the song! Amir: Yes, they can hear the song! Streeter: No one can hear the song when you're yelling! Amir (to Jake): Do it with your eyes closed, because I can do this song with my eyes closed. Streeter: Dude, stop! Maria: I can't see! Amir (yelling over Jake and Streeter): You don't have to see, it's Guitar Hero! You fucking listen! Take it off! (takes guitar from Maria) Streeter: They failed! Are you happy they failed the song? Maria: (leaving) (to Jake): Your friends are crazy. Amir (to Maria): I'll let you do the hammer thing. Ok, good. Good riddance, baby. Watch this. Streeter: Great, great! Now the girl's gone. Thanks, dude. Jake (over Amir's screaming): Nobody wants to play with you, man. Amir: Crank this shit up to medium.