Intro Jake: Hey it's Jake and Amir. Amir: Ughaiegahaaaei Jake: What are you doing? Amir: Sorry, I freaked out. Jake: Yeah. Pat: Hey Jake, uh, can you print out those files for the three o'clock meeting please? Jake: Sure thing. Pat: Great. Thank you. Amir: Hey Jake, uh, can you print out those files for three or for me for the clock meeting, uh cool, thank you. Jake: No. Amir: Sure thing. Jake: I didn't say that. You said that. Amir: Alright Jakie, now that you're back, let's go over some quick ground rules. Jake: Okay. Amir: Alright, rule the first, you do what I tell you to, when I tell you to do it, why I tell you to... do it. Jake: Of course. Amir: Okay... Rule number two, you eat healthy food for me, so that I can continue eating garbage, junk food... Jake: I guess I'm at least happy that you know that you don't eat healthy. Amir: Thank you, but you're not going to get out of this that easily. Rule tree, err, rule three. Sorry, I said tree instead of three. I meant to say three. Jake: Just say whatever you're going to say. Amir: Okay, rule four. Jake: So no three? Amir: You show up at seven AM to do my work before even beginning your work. Jake: What is your work? Amir: It's not my problem anymore. That's my work. Jake: You have no idea what you do. Anyway, bad news boss. Amir: What is it non-boss? Jake: I'm afraid today is opposite day. Amir: Impossible. Jake: Or is it entirely possible? Amir: Huh. So... Jake: So all those new rules that you tried to lay down, they now apply to you. Amir: No. No. NO! NOOO!!! Ugh, I mean yes yes yes YES! Jake: Now you're not getting it! Amir: No, I... yeah I don't not... ohhh. This is not hurting my brain. Jake: Are you okay? Amir: No! Yes! Uh, maybe! Jake: Oh my god. Just relax, relax, relax, relax. Amir: Oh, my nose is not bleeding. Jake: Hey hey hey hey hey. Amir: My nose is not bleeding now because you didn't not make me think!