No Intro JAKE: Oh man, come over here and look at this picture. AMIR: Why? JAKE: Just come over here and look at it. AMIR: Just turn your monitor around. JAKE: Oh god- Come over here, I want to see your face. AMIR: I know it's going to be one of those disgusting sites. JAKE: No- The phone rings. JAKE: Oh shit hold on. To the phone Hello? AMIR: Get off the phone though. JAKE: To the phone Hello? Mom? AMIR: Okay, if it's personal you should definitely get off the phone. JAKE: To the phone Mom are you crying? Are you okay? AMIR: Jake get off the phone. JAKE: To the phone Mom, are you okay? AMIR: It's before six. You're not supposed to be making personal phone calls before six. JAKE: To the phone What-what's going on? AMIR: Earth to Jake: get off the phone. It's so annoying. JAKE: To the phone When? AMIR: No personal calls before six, that's a rule, and the reason it's a rule is because it annoys people when you talk. JAKE: To the phone Oh my god. Is he going to be okay? AMIR: If he's going to be okay he's going to be okay at six, if he's not okay he's going to be still dead at six. JAKE: Can you shut up? To the phone Do you need me to call Hannah? AMIR: Seriously, if you're going to call your sister, go out, do it in the lunch room, on your cell phone- JAKE: Please leave me alone right now. To the phone I love you call me if you hear anything else. Jake hangs up the phone. AMIR: Oh I'm sorry are you crying because I disciplined you? Well guess what Jake? This is the real world; there are rules and bosses discipline their employees if they break those rules, right? JAKE: You're not my boss and just shut up, I may have lost my dad today. AMIR: Okay, wow. I didn't realize you guys were so close. Come on man, let's go get fro-yo or something. Do you have five bucks? Do you have five bucks though because I don't think I have- I don't think I have it on me. I really think it will cheer you up.