Jake: (high-pitched voice) You're watching Jake and Amir! (pause) ...You're not gonna say anything? Amir: That was bad, man. Jake: Fine. [Jake, at a cemetery, walks over to Lerona's grave, flowers in hand.] Jake: Hey, Lerona. It's—It's been about a year since you were accidentally killed by the bus. You know, I'm technically still your boyfriend; I figured nobody else is gonna come— Amir: (arrives with bouquet) SUP! (laughs) Mir-Mir in the house! Jake: What are you doing here? Amir: I come here every day. Jake: Why? Amir: Soulmates. Right? Jake: Yeah, I'm her soulmate. Amir: Really, because I've never seen you here. Jake: Really, that's because there's a difference between being a soulmate and being pathetic. Amir: Oh, is there a difference between being a murderer and being pathetic? Jake: Wow. Wow. Amir: Yeah! Jake: Really? Amir: Yeah, really! Jake: You went there. Okay! Amir: Yeah, I went there! What do you wanna do? Jake: Yeah, dick move! I wanna fight you now! Amir: Good, then; I hope it's a flower fight because then we got a real David and Goliath thing going on. Jake: Okay, well, David actually wins so... (hits Amir) Amir: Okay then, let's switch bouquets then! Jake: Let's do it! (grabs Amir) Amir: HEY! Okay, okay— Lerona: (enters to stop fight) Guys! Guys! Stop it, stop it! Jake: Oh my god. Amir: You're a ghost. Lerona: I'm—I'm not a ghost? [Amir grunts and punches Lerona in the stomach.] OH! (coughs and wheezes) Amir: Went right through her, man! Jake: No, it didn't! You saw it—You felt that, right? You punched her in the stomach! Amir: Maybe I'm dead then... Jake: That's not how that works. Lerona: (in pain) I'm Lerona's twin sister. Amir: You look.. just like her! Jake: Only you're... Amir: Alive... Lerona: I'm Jessica. Jake: You know, I always thought Lerona had, like, the brightest eyes in the world, but, uh... turns out they were only second to yours. Amir: Yeah, yours are brighter. And she had a lazy eye, which you don't. Jake: She did! Yes, it was like all over there! (pointing) Amir: She was always like—Where is she look—She could watch two TVs at once. (laughs with Jake) Jake: (laughing) Yeah. Amir: I always joked about that. Lerona: Okay, well— Amir: Ooh, let me smell your breath! Lerona: What, uh— [Amir sniffs Lerona's breath.] Amir: Doesn't even resemble dog food! Yeah! Jake: (simultaneously) Dog food! Yes! Amir: What was that?! Jake: I swear to god I saw the bitch eat Kibbles 'n Bits once, I guess, as a reward for herself, all right? Amir: Yeah! Jake: She said it was a Fun Size Snickers, but I smelled it and I saw it! Amir: It was, like, a crispy dog biscuit, all right? Lerona: No— Jake: Yes. Yes. Amir: It was, like, a crispy dog bone-shaped biscuit. Lerona: (interjecting) Anyway! Amir: Thank you! Lerona: What? Amir: Anyway! Not anyways. Jake: Lerona used to always say anyways. Amir: (simultaneously, nasally) Anyways! Jake: Anyways. Amir: (nasally) Anyways! Jake: It was like ants. Amir: Oh god, so nasal! Jake: So annoying... Amir: Just that one word. Jake: So annoying. Lerona: Yeah, well, so are you two! (to Amir) I mean, you—you act like a four-year-old in a twenty-eight-year-old's body. Amir: (inaudible) Lerona: (to Jake) And you—Jake, you stole your best friend's girlfriend, and then you killed her. Jake: ...Wow. Lerona: Oh, and by the way, fedoras are not stylin'. Jake: How did you know...? Lerona: Because I'm not Lerona's twin, okay? I am a ghost. I came back here to see what nice things you guys would be saying about me, and instead, you're flirting with my fake sibling and talking shit about me. Amir: Barely, okay? I like the way you ate dog food; Jake was the one being a bitch by (inaudible) Jake: No, what—I like dog food! Lerona: (interrupting) You know what? Whatevers. Bye. (fades out) Amir: I told you; it punched right through her, man! Lerona: (fades in) We're not transparent, you know! It really hurt. (fades out) Amir: No, it didn't. Lerona: (fades in) It did. (fades out) Amir: Barely... Lerona: (fades in) It did. (fades out) Amir: Wow. Cannot believe that Lerona's twin is a ghost. It's like... (punches Jake) Dead arm! Jake: OW, dude! Amir: (waves to graveyard) Sorry! THE END I can't quite hear what Amir says right after he's called out by Lerona. It's cars? No idea. And the second inaudible thing Amir says is muffled by Jake and Lerona; his lips are moving, but I can't read lips of course. xP Help!