INTRO: Amir - I'm not doing the intro because I hate you. So. Jake - OK. Amir - Oh, I could never stay mad at you. (Sarah and Pat are chatting by a wall, the hallway behind them is in view on the right) PAT: And then Don Carleone says, 'I'll -- SARAH and PAT: make him an offer he can't refuse'! PAT: Oh my god. SARAH: So good. PAT: I love The Godfather. SARAH: I know, me too. PAT: Have you seen it? SARAH: No. So . . . PAT: Um, can I ask you a question? SARAH: Yeah, sure. What's up? PAT: What do you think of Jake and Amir? SARAH: What do you-what do you mean, what do I think? PAT: Well, you know, it seems like they hate each other, but I think recently, it's like, they're like legit best friends. SARAH: I don't know. I mean Jake still gets really annoyed. (Jake is seen walking in the hallway in the direction of Sarah and Pat. Amir comes from behind and jumps on Jake's back) PAT: Yeah but, I mean, there's definitely an underlying respect they have for each other. I sense it. (Jake slams into the glass wall and they start shoving each other) SARAH: Well, that's true. And, I mean, Amir like sleeps over Jake's house constantly. (Amir slaps Jake, Jake removes Amir's shirt) PAT: Yes! And then remember Christmas? They went home together. SARAH: That's so true. You know, if you didn't know them and you're explaining them to someone, you could almost make an argument that they're like . . . (at this point Amir and Jake are both on the floor, still wrestling and Amir is ripping off Jake's shirt) PAT: What? SARAH: I mean they're probably not, but it kind of seems like . . . PAT: What? (Jake has pulled down Amir's pants) SARAH: . . . like they're gay lovers. PAT: Come on. SARAH: I mean, I'm just saying. I mean, the family visits, the sleepovers, they're always getting into these like lover's quarrels. PAT: Lover's quarrels? SARAH: Yeah, I mean . . . maybe. It's stupid, it's probably wrong, but... (Amir and Jake are still on the floor wrestling, Amir on top of Jake and Jake's legs up in the air) PAT: Yeah, I mean, Jake punched me when we slept together, (chuckles) remember? SARAH: Yeah. PAT: I'm sorry. SARAH: No, it's OK. It's-- PAT: That was way out of line. (Amir and Jake finally get up on their feet again) SARAH: It's fine. I mean, I just thought we weren't going to, uh... (Amir pulls up his pants, but doesn't button or zip them, Jake has his shirt over his shoulder) PAT: No, yeah. But I thought that that meant we wouldn't talk like outside the office or something. (Amir and Jake give each other a low five, both panting) SARAH: I mean, or ever. PAT: Or if it came up organically. SARAH: I mean-- AMIR (walking by shirtless): Hey. PAT: Hey. JAKE (walks by, also shirtless): What up? PAT: OK, that was-- THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPO0JqH3Nk