INTRO: (Silence) JAKE: You said you were gonna do this one. AMIR: Yeah, well, I lied. Sue me. (Jake at home by himself. He's sitting on a chair tossing a tennis ball against the wall.) (There's a knock at the door. Jake gets up and answers the door.) (Lerona walks in) JAKE: Hey, come in. LERONA: I'm sorry, I have something that I really need to ask you, and- You can say no, but, I just- Amir and I got in a fight, and- JAKE: Yeah? LERONA: You're his best friend. JAKE: Yeah. LERONA: And I wanna make it up to him, what should I do? JAKE: You know, we're not actually best friends, at all, okay. LERONA: Never mind, this is stupid. Amir would be pissed I came here anyways, I should go. JAKE: woah woah waoh, why would he be pissed? LERONA: It's what our whole fight was about. I said that you were cute, or something. It was really stupid. JAKE: That's not stupid, okay, let's- I'll help. Stay. LERONA: Really? JAKE: Yeah...We'll make him cookies. LERONA: Yeah. JAKE: Yeah. (Cut to shots of counter) JAKE: Flour. (Bag of flour gets put on counter) JAKE: Eggs. (Carton of eggs gets put on counter) JAKE: Butter. (4 sticks of butter get put on counter) JAKE: Chocolate chips. (2 bags of chocolate chips get put on counter) JAKE: Chicken Nuggets. (An entire plate of nuggets get put on counter) JAKE: Vanilla Extract. (A bottle of vanilla extract gets put on top of the nuggets) (Back to Jake) JAKE: and wine. LERONA: Why wine? JAKE: That's for us. LERONA: Oh, sheesh y'all. (Jake looks at her.) LERONA: Sorry. JAKE: no, no, no, don't be. That was cute. (Cut to later in the day. Jake is putting the tray of cookies on the table.) LERONA: (tipsy, on top of the counter, empty glass of wine in her hand.) Maybe...I should just suck his dick. JAKE: What?! No. Why? LERONA: All this effort? Wouldn't it just be easier for me to just throw myself on him? JAKE: No, okay, the cookies are done. They're good. Give him the cookies. LERONA: Hear me out. (Lerona gets off the counter and steps towards Jake.) (Lerona keeps moving closer to Jake) LERONA: If you and I were together, and we got in a fight, and I came over, and I was totally naked, and I was like Do whatever you want to me. Be as dirty as you want, you wouldn't like that? If I was totally naked. (Lerona's face is near Jake's and her arm is around his neck) JAKE: Try a cookie. (Jake puts a cookie in her mouth.) LERONA: Ohmygod, it's so good. JAKE: (frustrated look on his face) It's so good. LERONA: Yeah. (There's a knock on the door) AMIR: (from other side of the door) Jake, it's me. LERONA: Ohmy- you can't tell him that I'm here. AMIR: Your best friend. Your best friend in the whole wide world. (Jake opens the door) JAKE: What's up? (Amir walks in) AMIR: I feel like shit. JAKE: Don't come in! AMIR: I was a jerk to Lerona. JAKE: YOU were a jerk? AMIR: Yeah, she said you were cute. I said you were more hot than cute, obviously, but, things got weird from there. JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: It's just that she's so smart, she's so funny and she's so pretty and I don't deserve her- woah, are those chicken nugget cookies? LERONA: They are. AMIR: What are you doing here? LERONA: I came here to make you these cookies. AMIR: You came to Jake's apartment? LERONA: Ye-yeah. AMIR: To make ME cookies? LERONA: Yeah. AMIR: That's awesome. LERONA: You're awesome. AMIR: You're awesome. LERONA: You're awesomer. (They hug.) AMIR: Ohhhhh! Let's never fight again. LERONA: What say we go back to your place and eat these in private? AMIR: Uh....yeah. Hahaha. (They head towards the door) AMIR: (As Lerona opens the door) Oh, my. JAKE: You forgot the cookies, man. (Jake eats a cookie in frustration) JAKE: (Grossed out noises) Fuck me!