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Gifts

Episode ID: 70

Air date: 2007-12-18

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Scribe: u/socraincha

Characters: unknown

[Amir playing with credit card] Jake: Jesus, I have 98 emails from facebook. Amir: Really? That's weird Jake: Did you send me 98 facebook gifts? Amir: 99 brother Jake: Oh my god, these are a dollar each. You know that? Amir: Yeeeesss Jake: How do you have that kind of money? Amir: dad's cc [laughs] Jake: And he's okay with you doing this? Amir: He thinks they are for a gift for my girlfriend Jake: You don't have a girlfriend Amir: According to Jim I do Jake: Do you think that's a pun? God man, this is ridiculous [Amir dives under desk] Jake: I just don't understand. What are you doing? Let go of my foot. [Amir re-emerges with Jake's shoe in his hand] Jake: Amir what are you doing? Amir: Er, what size are you? Jake: I'll tell you what size I am, just stop [Amir places the shoe over his nose and mouth and inhales] Jake: Stop it. Stop it right now. Stop it. [Amir kisses shoe, Jake gets out of his chair and goes over to him] Jake: Give it back now. Right now. Right the fuck now. [Jake tackles Amir off his chair onto the floor]
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