INTRO Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir. Amir: You just got rickrolled, bitch. Jake: That's so dated. Amir: Thank you soulmate. Jake: Hey I'm Jake Hurwitz, welcome to BFF, the game show that finds out - The camera cuts to Amir, who walks in front of a security guard. Amir: Oh! Hey! My friend Jake is like hosting this BFF show on the other side. I just gotta get in. Guard: we're rolling right now. You can't get in. Amir: I know, I know, but my best friend is on the other side, I don't think you heard me. Guard: A lot of people's best friends are in there right now. Amir: (laughing) A lot of people's best ... a lot of people's best... Amir throws a punch at the guard. The guard catches his fist. Amir: Oww! GOD! Amir begins to walk away, but then turns around and charges at the door. Amir: You know what? The guard pushes him, and he falls to the ground. The camera cuts back to Jake, speaking with two women. Jake: Colleen. What does Alex make when she really needs a comfort food? Amir can be seen walking in the background of the shot. Staff: Wait. Cut! Cut! Amir: Yeah. Cut! That's what I was here to tell you guys. Guys, we're gonna cut, and then Jake, check this out. Amir pretends he is walking down a flight of stairs. Jake: Hey, hey, you can't be here, alright? You have to go. You have to go back to work now. Amir: I'm going back to work, relax! The camera cuts to Jake having makeup applied. Amir rushes in from off-screen. Amir: Woah woah! Is this noncomedogenic? Makeup artist: N-No... Amir: N-n-n-n-n-n-THEN DON'T PUT IT ON HIS FUCKING FACE! (Whining) I'm sorry, but come on, he's gonna break out! Jake: Relax, it's fine. Amir: I'm not gonna relax. (suddenly calming down, talking to artist) Where did you learn how to... what's it called... Jake: Makeup. Amir: Put makeup on? No, there's like a one word. Sorry, what is it? The camera cuts back to the set. Jake is talking to the show's staff. Amir is in the background cutting down scenery. Staff: Dude, dude, dude. The... Amir: Cut. I think we're good. Let's cut. The camera cuts to Amir behind the camera. Amir: What's up? Talk to me, I'll tell him. Staff: We're shooting a show. Amir: He says I'm cool to stay for a little while. The camera cuts to Jake posing with over sized plastic scissors. Amir tries to sneak into the shot. Staff: So if we could just have the host of the show? The camera cuts to Jake talking with the staff on set. Peter: Let's do it one more time, but this time, like, gimme something I can... Amir: Hey buddy, what's your name? Peter: I'm Peter. Amir: Peter, hi, what's up dude? Amir pushes peter to the floor. The staff gasps. The camera cuts to Jake looking at cue cards. Amir grabs them from his hand. Amir: No! Come on! No! No! Come on guys, those are pink! Ugh, I told you blue! Staff: We need those cards... Amir: You need those cards? Amir pushes the man, but he is pushed back instead. Amir: Okay, hey, Jake, get him! You saw what he did to me! The camera cuts to Jake on the set with Amir standing behind the camera, talking to the camera man. Amir: That's my dude right there. The camera cuts to Amir in a different part of the set. Amir: (whining) Guys, guys, where is Jake's latte, where is Jake's latte, where is Jake's latte, where is Jake's latte! Jake: I don't want a latte. Amir: I know, it's for me. The camera cuts to Amir in a different part of the set. Staff: We're shooting a show. Amir: I know. Staff: Leave! The camera cuts to Amir talking to a member of the staff using a computer. Amir: Question: Can I see Jake's contract, for one second? Staff: No. Amir: No. I actually thought, why would you give someone's Jake's contract, it's like... Amir grabs the closest piece of paper and runs for the door. Amir: Later bitch! Amir fails to open the door, and struggles to unlock it. Amir: Oh my god, how does this...? I'm so sorry. cuz, uh, I do this, but it's still locked. It's like, jammed. http://www.jakeandamir.com/post/173050353/game-show-host