Office AMIR: Whoa, I just realized that if I stare at the back of your computer for 3 hours it looks like 2 elephants masturbating. SARAH: Hey Jake are you busy? AMIR: Yes! JAKE: No, actually. SARAH: I found this really cool friendship quiz and I thought we could take it. AMIR: Oh that's super cool why don't I save you ten minutes and let you know that Jake and I are BBF's, so it doesn't even matter what you get on a quiz. JAKE: Why don't you shut up for ten minutes, and I can tell you that Sarah and I have been best friends since we were little, and she's gonna know everything. All right, ready? SARAH: Yeah. JAKE: What is my favorite movie? AMIR: Shawshank Redemption. JAKE: Okay, you're ruining it for Sarah, right? SARAH: But I knew that, so. JAKE: Yeah, that's easy. All right, What's my favorite food? AMIR: [High pitched voice] Annie's macaroni and cheese. [Normal Voice] Jake, Annie's macaroni and cheese. JAKE: It's Annie's macaroni and cheese, good job interrupting. SARAH: I mean I was just gonna say straight cheese, so. AMIR: Well you were gonna be straight wrong, so. JAKE: Straight close. AMIR: Straight close but no straight cigar. Jake. JAKE: Here's one, and Amir's gonna shut up. What's my mom's job? SARAH: Oh, I know this she's a teacher. JAKE: Exactly. AMIR: Incorrect, she was a teacher but two weeks ago she arrived at school completely stoned... So they fired her. SARAH: Jesus! JAKE: Fuck, how did you know that!? AMIR: She called me. JAKE: Called you? AMIR: Well she called you but I picked up. You know, my voice sounds a lot like yours when I go like this: [Jake's voice] Hey mom, tell me more about dad. SARAH: God, that's so creepy. [Jake sighs] SARAH: Oh listen, don't freak out just because he knows everything about you it doesn't matter it has to go both ways. AMIR: Jake knows everything on that list about me... Don't you Jake? Don't you Jake? Don't you Jake? JAKE: [Interrupts Amir] I'm thinking! What's my favorite movie? [Flashback] AMIR: Jake, can you tell them what it is. JAKE: It's Freddy Got Fingered. AMIR: Thank you. [Flashback ends] What's my favorite food? [Flashback] AMIR: I have a chicken nugget in my pocket! [Flashback ends] What's my mom's job? [Flashback] AMIR: She's a registered nurse. She's a registered nurse. Nurse. Nurse. Nurse. Nurse. [Flashback ends] JAKE: Oh my god. We are BFF's. THE END WATCH THE EPISODE