INTRO Amir - Hey, you are watching Jake and Amir and a loser says what? Jake - You're a loser. Amir - What? ...No, wait! JAKE: (on cell) No, trust me, Mr. Lanzo, it will not happen again, I-- (Amir tackles Jake onto the floor, Jake is on his back and Amir has him straddled) JAKE: Ow. AMIR: You mean, ouch. JAKE: (sighs) You tackled me. AMIR: Yeah. Our bodies are now the same, our souls however, have switched. Haven't you ever seen Freaky Friday? JAKE: No. AMIR: Incorrect! I have, so thus, you have. You saw it at a Best Buy. You cried at the end. JAKE: I was on the phone with my landlord. AMIR: My landlord. JAKE: And I might get kicked out of my apartment. AMIR: My apartment. JAKE: So I need to call him back, right now. AMIR: Call me back . . . later. JAKE: OK, that one didn't even make any sense. AMIR: Hm, blame yourself, I'm you. JAKE: If you're me, then what's my ATM pin number? AMIR: 5559 JAKE: SHHH-All right. Fine. (Pat is seen overhearing and scribbling it down) JAKE: What word can I never pronounce correctly? AMIR: High-archy. JAKE: Hierar-har... AMIR: ki-ki. JAKE: Uh, yeah. Fine. What was my first pet's name? AMIR: Lady. JAKE: INCORRECT! AMIR: The tadpole? JAKE: Oooh, yeah, Lady. AMIR: I'm surprised you didn't remember that, me. JAKE: What? AMIR: I knew this would work. Jamie Lee Curtis has never lied to me! JAKE: OK, get off of me or I'm going to start hitting you. AMIR: Do it. It'll just hurt you. (Jake starts smacking Amir's face) AMIR: Heh-heh, stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting your-- (Jake smacks himself) AMIR: Ow. (pause) I mean, ouch. (blackout) (Pat is withdrawing money from an ATM) PAT: Bingo! (makes call on cell) Hey mom, I'm just calling to let you know that I am going to pay my own rent this month be--Oh, hey Brian. Uh, can you put my mom on? Why are you answering her phone? Uh-huh, yeah, uh, just put my mom on, please. Thank you. (pause) Hey mom, why is Brian answering your phone? Uh-huh. I-I just don't understand, I don't- yeah, it's really early there isn't it? Anyway, um, I'm calling to let you know I got my own rent money this month, so don't bother send-- No. What do you mean 'how I got it'? I earned it. Whatever. I got a job, I don't know. I got paid. What do you-- I didn't -- Yeah, I stole it, mom. I stole my friend's ATM-- Yes, you did say something about ATM, didn't you? Did Brian just call me a thief? I heard him in the background. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ37NcRRBdY