[Intro] Amir: Hey you're watching Jake and me [laughs] Tell me that wasn't cute Jake: It wasn't Amir: Yeah right [Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks, Amir is making a high pitched groaning sound] Jake: Something bothering you? Amir: [Continues groaning] Jake: If you're upset just tell me what it is, don't make the noise just tell me what's bothering you and we'll talk about it Amir: [Still groaning] Jake: Just tell me what it is! Amir: My dog died okay? He was eaten by a wolf at my parent's house. There, are you happy? Jake: [sighs] Sorry man Amir: Sorry about what? Jake: Sorry to hear that Amir: Sorry to hear that? Or sorry that he died? Jake: Both? Amir: No... No I'm sorry something's not... Something's not adding up something's not making sense Jake: I agree, yeah Amir: If you killed my dog, you know you- Jake: Okay I'm gonna stop you right there I didn't do that Amir: So why are you apologizing hm? Why are you... What are you sorry about? Jake: I'm sorry that a wolf ate your dog, [stutters] I didn't have anything to do with it Amir: Whoah whoah, what'd you say? You're sorry that a wolf ate- Jake and Amir: That a wolf ate your dog Amir: I never said that a wolf ate my dog! Huh? Jake: You did, it was the only thing you said to me actually Amir: Did I? Jake: Yeah Amir: Yeah, right. Right, yeah dang it. You have to admit that would have been pretty clever though if i caught you like that Jake: Sure yeah, it would have been Amir: So you admit it! Jake: Yes! That it would have been clever if you were right [Silence] Jake: I still feel like maybe you think I killed your dog Amir: Yeah I'm like 50/50 on it Jake: Do you think I'm a wolf? Amir: Alright okay fine! I don't have a dog okay? I just wanted to catch you in a lie Jake: You don't even have a dog? What are you talking about? Amir: I just... you always catch me in lies I thought I'd catch you in one Jake: Don't get sentimental and try to make me feel bad, this is the stupidest thing you've done in a long time and you carved my initials into your hand last week Amir: Oh wow! Big whoop! Jake: Oh god, you opened it up Amir: Yeah, dang it Jake: It's never gonna heal if you keep doing that- Amir: I know that's the point!