(Amir is in the living room with a group of folks working on a jigsaw puzzle) GIRL: Oh hey, do you want to put this one there? AMIR: Yeah. (throws piece at table) I don't know how puzzles work. (everyone laughs, Jake enters) JAKE: Amir. Can I talk to you in the kitchen, please? AMIR: Yeah. (in kitchen) JAKE: QQ, ass-fuck. What time did I tell you to wake me up? AMIR: 12:30? JAKE: 11:30. What time is it now? AMIR: 5:30. JAKE: (removing robe, showing his all-over burn) It's 6:30. AMIR: Yikes! JAKE: Look at me. AMIR: You got some color. JAKE: Yeah, red. I'm burnt to a crisp! (Amir is poking at him) JAKE: Ow! AMIR: Well, I mean red is technically a color. Besides, this might be one of those good problems to have. JAKE: Not knowing what supermodel to date would be a good problem to have. This sucks! AMIR: I'm listening. JAKE: That's it. I'm done talking. You've single-handedly ruined my vacation on the first day we're here. AMIR: You know, Diana told me to stick up for myself against you. JAKE: What is that supposed to mea-- (Amir slaps him) JAKE: OW! Fuck you. I'm done talking to you. (Amir slaps his back, Jake falls, the camera is back on the people working on the puzzle) JAKE: OW! God damn it! What is wrong with you?! I fucking hate you! GIRL#2: I'm looking for a white piece with a little bit of tree. (Amir is seen slapping Jake with a fly swatter, then it's back to the puzzle people) JAKE: Is nobody seeing this?! GIRL: Ooo, can nay help you there, sistah. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK_a02DeOH0