[Jake and Amir are driving in a car. Amir is singing/humming loudly.] JAKE: Can you please just..-- AMIR: (picking up his phone) Oh. Hello? Oh hey, babe! Yeah, we're having a lot of fun! (laughs) Jake had little too much fun last night. (Jake laughs) Gots- Got pretty handsy with some ladies, but.. nothing they couldn't handle. (JAKE: Oh they handled it.) (both laugh.) Yeah. I know- we d- we never talk anymore. I call you, you call me, it's like we're playing phone tag all the time, let's-- let's have a phone date tomorrow, ok? Ok we're gonna be home tomorrow and we can talk then. Ok. Ok bye- Oh you wanna talk to Jake? One second. (handing the phone to Jake) It's your mom. JAKE: What the f**k! AMIR: What? [Jake and Amir are in front of a fountain outside at night, and are talking to the camera.] AMIR: Alright, so, we are here in Philadelphia; we're tweeting that here at this exact location, and then... instead of taking people to dinner, we're just- we're just gonna order pizza and eat with.. whoever comes. JAKE: This was my idea. AMIR: This was my idea. JAKE: It was our idea. AMIR: It was my idea and then he said that it was a good idea. JAKE: Here comes somebody running! AMIR: Hey! GUY 1: Am I first? AMIR: You did it! (laughs) JAKE: Yeah! GUY 1: YES!!! JAKE: Hey. GUY 1: Ahh, what's going on? (Guy 1 and Jake hug.) [A second person has arrived, and music is overdubbed.] GUY 2: Hey there! (shakes hands with Jake) JAKE: What's your name? GUY 2: (not possible to tell; sounds like sar-sar) JAKE: Jake, nice to meet you. (Girl 1 enters, shakes hands with Jake while Guy 2 shakes hands with Amir.) AMIR: How are you doing? GIRL 2: Please! ..Sorry! Hi! (Girl 3 enters, shakes hands with Amir) AMIR: Hi! Oh my gosh! (Guy 3 runs on.) GUY 3: OH MY GOD! HAHAHA! [Amir and Rosie walk towards the group, each holding several boxes of pizza.] AMIR: Pizza! (Several people in the crowd react) [Everyone is eating pizza and talking.] AMIR: Oh! Somebody else (indiscernible) [Amir is talking to three fans.] AMIR: Oh my gosh, thank you. (The fans continue to talk to him.) (The camera shows several more shots of people enjoying themselves.) [Jake and Amir are posing for a picture with some fans.] JAKE: (presumably to Guy 1) You guys found us! You b-- You're first! FAN W/ CAMERA: Alright, ready? AMIR: These are all my cousins! (A shot of the fans talking.) JAKE: Everybody, if you just got here, you should be eating pizza! Cuz we have a lot of pizza. And I don't know why you're not eating pizza. [Two fans are talking to Amir.] FAN 1: Yo, thanks for the free food, man; I'm really glad we found you, but-- AMIR: Yeah, well.. free-ish, uh, it's free to get here, but then it's $2.50 a slice, so this would be five bucks. (holding up two slices) And trust me, it is worth it! FAN 1: It's cold, but you said it was free, right? AMIR: It is cold, but that's what... (gesturing at Fan 2) FAN 2: (to Fan 1) I'll just- I'll just take care of it AMIR: He's gonna pay! Exactly, he's gonna pay- it's five bucks! (Jake enters, putting his hand on Amir's shoulder, startling him.) AMIR: Ahh! What's up? JAKE: Are you making them pay for the pizza? AMIR: No, it's free! JAKE: You're not? AMIR: I'm not. JAKE: (to the two fans) Is he making you pay for the pizza? FAN 1: Yeah,-- AMIR: Who are you gonna believe, me or them? JAKE: You lie to me constantly. Why would I- Why would I believe you? AMIR: That's true. Alright, new-- Jake wins! (to Fan 1) Give him twenty bucks! JAKE: Not a game. AMIR: Give him forty! And then I'll- Gimme twenty later. JAKE: I don't wanna-- AMIR: GIVE HIM FORT-- (The video cuts to black, with the banjo music, and text appears.) TEXT: Thanks so much to everyone who came out! TEXT: And to Ford Fiesta for making it all possible! TEXT: Find out where we'll be by following us on Twitter at: Twitter.com/jakeandamir TEXT: They're welcome to follow us on Twitter, but we're just gonna be at the office. TEXT: Tonight's gonna be a good night! TEXT: Stop. END.