(caption - Somewhere in Virginia) (Amir and Jake are sitting quietly in the car) AMIR: This is nice. Isn't it? JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: What's your favorite part? JAKE: It's look- Just, can we just enjoy the view? AMIR: What's that? JAKE: We don't have to talk. Just-just enjoy the view and then we get back on the road, OK? We have a long night of driving. AMIR: OK. Let's enjoy the view. JAKE: Just enjoy the view. No talking. AMIR: No talking, just enjoying. JAKE: Just silence. AMIR: (pause) Silence is golden. (pause) It's the primo. It's the top-- JAKE: Shhhh. AMIR: Shhh. JAKE: Shh. AMIR: Shhhhwhewww. (Amir pretends to karate chop Jake) JAKE: (softly) Come on. AMIR: (softly) Sorry. Shh. (pause) AMIR: My neck hurts when I go like that. Can you hear that? JAKE: Just please be quiet. AMIR: Can you hear that? JAKE: Shh! AMIR: It's like uh, it's a thing. (a bit loudly) Starting now, please silence all cell phones. (chuckles) Shhhhhh. (pause) (loudly imitates a race car) No talking or noises right? (begins tapping on a coke can) Sin gas, please. Sans gas, s'il vous plaît. (opens the can and takes a sip) Ah. (coughs) How do they put--(spills soda on Jake) JAKE: OH! AMIR: Oh my lo-I was going to wear that tomorrow! (caption - Harrisonburg, Virginia) AMIR: All right, we're at statue, the James U statue; I'll just write 'at the statue'? JAKE: At the statue? Just don't even say where it is. AMIR: Do you think people will know where it is? JAKE: We are here. We're at this-We're standing at this guy. AMIR: Come on! Come on! JAKE: It's actually freezing here, you guys. You can't tell, but it's like-it's negative twenty-two. (Amir laughs) (a group of folks rush Amir and Jake) AMIR: Oh my lord! That's too many people! JAKE: That's so crazy! (Amir is shaking hands, introducing himself to folks) KEVIN: I'm Kevin. AMIR: Amir. Hi. COURTNEY: Courtney. AMIR: Amir. ROCHELLE: Rochelle. AMIR: Amir. Oh my gosh. AMIR: See, this is what happens when you do too-too-too much of a public locale. (at a large table inside the dining hall) JAKE: So what year are you guys? GIRL: Seniors. OTHER GIRLS: Seniors. JAKE: Cool, and you guys are uh, sorry. (turns around to address Amir who is by himself at another table) You're really not going to eat with us, huh? AMIR: We're in a fight! I'm sorry! JAKE: Why are we in a fight? AMIR: Because we never eat where I want to eat. We always eat where you want to eat. JAKE: Didn't you want to eat here in the dining hall? AMIR: Yes! So? JAKE: And we're here. AMIR: Oh. That's true. (laughs) JAKE: It's funny- you just come here and sit next to me then? AMIR: Can I sit on your lap? JAKE: What? AMIR: CAN I SIT ON YOUR-- (caption - One night left! / Find out where we'll be by following us on Twitter at: Twitter.com/jakeandamir / Tonight's gonna be a good night! / Tonight's gonna be a good good night! / Stop. / WooooOoooo!) TO BE CONTINUED. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5734988/fiesta-movement-presents-ja-road-trip-4