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Fiesta Movement Presents J&A Road Trip 2

Episode ID: 578

Air date: 2009-10-27

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Scribe: u/PBdolphin23

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(caption - Baltimore, Maryland) JAKE: (checking trunk) Yeah, nothing in here. You sure you put a bag in when we left the office? AMIR: Oh, you know what? I didn't pack a bag. (laughs) That is so me! JAKE: Yeah, what are you going to do for clothes? AMIR: You brought clothes, didn't you? JAKE: Enough for me. AMIR: Yeah, so, when you're done with them, throw them on this hamper. Oh! JAKE: What about brushing your teeth? AMIR: It's four days! It's four- How long do you go without brushing your teeth? JAKE: Six hours. AMIR: I rather go four days than six hours just 'cause your gums start to get too dependent on it, and then-- JAKE: You're not wearing my clothes. AMIR: Why not?! Hey, we're the same size! (caption - Richmond, Virginia) AMIR: All right, we just tweeted 'across some tennis courts on Carrie and Lyndon'. (car pulls up and honks) AMIR: Oh my god, is that them? JAKE: Yeah. AMIR: Is it? JAKE: Yeah. (Jake starts greeting the arrivers) JAKE: You got it! GUY: Tweet just came in like ten seconds ago! AMIR: Oh my gosh, that was so quick. (Girl comes running to them) GIRL: Am I--What number am I? JAKE: Uh-- AMIR: Oh my gosh, another one! JAKE: --four. GIRL: No! AMIR: I think we have-- GIRL: Can we do like a big lunch or a big dinner? (in the restaurant, Amir is the only one without food) JAKE: All right you guys, let eat! AMIR: Ha-ha, let's not eat yet because I didn't get my food yet! I didn't get my food yet! JAKE: You didn't get your food yet. AMIR: You say 'let's eat' and then all a sudden everyone thinks it's like-- JAKE: (to others) It's fine, you can eat. AMIR: Hey look! She's eating a pickle! GIRL#2: It's a pickle. (eats it) AMIR: Yeah, it is a pickle. Oh my- AMIR: I feel like, ugh, come on man. He's right there. JAKE: It's fine, you can take a bite. AMIR: I feel like I'm playing like whack-a-mole (motioning at various people's plates) Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat. AMIR: And what are you doing with the soup? Soup can get a little cold, OK? God forbid it goes to room temperature. Don't look down at it, look at me. Sorry but we're treating-- JAKE: Chill out! (Amir is trying to go for the girl to the right of Jake with the soup, Jake is holding him back) AMIR: I treat you guys to-- (caption - One night down, three to go! / For more clues Keep following us on Twitter at: Twitter.com/jakeandamir / More cities, more dinners, more friends! / (Amir promises not to yell at anyone) / (No I don't) / (Yes you do) TO BE CONTINUED. http://www.collegehumor.com/search/fiesta+movement+presents+JA+road+trip
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