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FIAT Roadtrip 2

Episode ID: 493

Air date: 2011-12-02

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Scribe: u/rpawesome10

Characters: unknown

Amir- Thar she blows Jake- Are you sure? You've been saying that at every single house we've passed Amir- No, this is it. 255 Mapleville Road. I'm 100% certain of it. Ready to give away a car? Jake- I am, I just don't want you to get pepper sprayed again . Amir- Uh trust me (unzips hoodie) We're good. Hahaha yeah it just still really hurts my eyes, so don't make me laugh (Knock on door) Ellie-Whoa! I won? Jake- That's right. You just got a free Fiat 500 from our friends at Fiat Ellie- Yes! This is awesome! Amir-(goes to High-five Jake) High-five Bro. Jake- Congratulate him, not me . Amir- You never high-five me Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I donate it to Amir Amir- (looking around) Wow I don't know what to say...umm, yes I accept Jake- Wait, what? Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas cannot keep it. I donate it to Amir. Amir- He donates it to me. What don't you get? Jake- I don't get why he's not taking the awesome, free car. Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I- Jake- Right, no I get that alas you cannot keep it Amir- Alas, dude, alas Jake- Ellie, right? do you know Amir? Ellie- I appreciate the gift, but alas can't keep it. I- Jake- Ellie, what's your real name? Ellie- It's Chad man. I'm an actor. Amir hired me to do this Amir- Don't break character Chad. Jake- You really gotta hire better actors Chad- What? Amir- He can save it Jake- He can't save it Chad- I can save it Amir- What does it matter if he can save it or not? Okay, it doesn't matter if he's an actor. He's donating the car to me. Jake- It's not his car to donate. Okay, we have to go to the real winners house Chad- (yelling as they walk away) I appreciate it. (At new house now) Jake- Ah thar she- Jake- Don't Amir- Okay. (start walking up) Actually I'm gonna chill out here. Throw me the keys though? (Jake throws keys, Amir misses)Hello, that was close. (Both walk up to the house, Amir fakes pushing the call button at the intercom) Amir- oh, guess he's not here. Let's go back to Chad. (Jake rings button for real, Amir complains) (Guy walks out and they start clapping) Amir- Congratulations. You win a car! Guy- I... Holy... this is fantastic Amir- This is all real Guy- I cannot believe this Amir- Come check it out Jake- This bright red Fiat 500 is going to take us to Boston, Massachusetts for our show in The House of Blues Guy- That's pretty, that's pretty cool Amir- What do you think? What's going through your mind Guy- This is crazy Amir- He can't even process it Guy- It's a mixture of this car actually being here and you guys actually being here Amir- Yeah, it's all just happening together Guy- I am actually supposed to be studying for a test right now Amir- Why don't you take a seat. Soak it all in. Get the new car smell Guy- I would love to. (Gets in car) This is like the perfect car for me Amir- The perfect car! Guy- I fit perfectly Amir- He fits perfectly. Everyone would fit perfectly into a Fiat 500. (Jake pats his back) Amir- Hey Jake- What's up? Amir- You're just constantly touching me THE END LINK
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