Amir : (at the gas station) (speaking to the machine) One gas please! JAKE : Cool. I'll pump the gas then. AMIR : Hey, one second! (speaking to the machine) One gas please.. To go or to stay? JAKE : Look, I appreciate the effort but you clearly lied when you said you knew how to pump gas. AMIR : I wanted you to think I was cool. JAKE : I didn't, I thought you were normal. When you said you could pump gas I thought you were normal person but now I think you're a weirdo cause you lied about it. AMIR: Hey, sorry I'm not a (air-quoting) genius. JAKE : Be sorry that you can't pump gas! Be sorry for lying about it. Come on, we have to get this FIAT tour at contest winner. AMIR : Here's a riddle, how many dillweeds does it take to pump a tank? JAKE : I don't know. AMIR : Two. JAKE : Nope, I'm not a dillweed. You are! It takes one normal person, me, to pump gas. AMIR : (taking a picture of Jake) Oh that's one for the scrapbook hahaha. Two helpless bozos at the gas station. JAKE : No. AMIR : Alright, I'm gonna get snacks. What kind of jerky do you want? JAKE : No kind. Just, please use the bathroom! AMIR : I'm good, thank you. JAKE : Okay you say that. We could've been making a great time, okay this car has good gas mileage, moved that to pullover eleventh time so you could pee. AMIR : I'm fine, relax... JAKE : I'll relax if you go to the bathroom. JAKE : Okay, try, come on... (inside the car) Amir : (holding a jerry can of water) Jake : You really think that given your bladder in the amount of time we've spent pulled over so you can pee today, that water, is the best idea? AMIR : That got us dehydrated, man. JAKE : Okay, okay. (starting the engine) AMIR : Pull over please, I got a whizz. JAKE : (car engine stops) I hate you. THE END VIDEO LINK