INTRO: Amir - Hi, you're watching Jake and Amir and I'm high as fudge. Jake - What did you smoke? Amir - Nothing. (Amir is holding a game controller, appearing to play a video-game) AMIR: Freak. JAKE: Hey, Amir? What are you doing? AMIR: Uh, one second. I'm just WRITING-Ugh, (wrapping cord around controller) I was writing an e-mail but now I'm dead, so. JAKE: You're dead? AMIR: Oh. I'm dea..what? Why? What? JAKE: You're acting like you didn't say you were dead? AMIR: N-n-no. JAKE: You're terrible at being discreet while you are obviously playing a video game. AMIR (back to playing): Yeah, I don't even know what that means, so how could I be doing it? JAKE: You do a lot of stuff your vocabulary isn't capable of describing, but that doesn't mean it's not happening. AMIR: One second. JAKE: For instance: you don't know what malnourished means. AMIR: Correct. JAKE: But, you eat a diet only of chicken nuggets. AMIR (distressed): Can you just shut your pretty mouth and beat this e-mail for me? JAKE: I'll tell you what. I'll take you out to dinner if you just make eye contact with me for 5 seconds. AMIR: One. (glaces down and back) Two-three-four. (glances down and back) Five. JAKE: Five second in a row. AMIR: OK, you didn't say that. You have to specify, right? (Jake takes off show and removes sock to throw at Amir) JAKE: All right. Catch. (throws sock) (Amir catches sock in his mouth) JAKE: Show me your hands. AMIR (spits out sock): I'll show you one hand, how's that? And then, when I'm done with that, I'll show you my other hand. JAKE: OK. (Amir raises hand with controller in it) JAKE: Ooo, you messed up. AMIR: (sighs) Dang it. (blackout) (Jake is sat next to Amir as he plays) JAKE: You know that this is a youtube video right? AMIR: One second, hardest part, coming right up. Right here. JAKE: So no. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HT0BsbkWcU