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Elevator

Episode ID: 122

Air date: 2008-06-17

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Scribe: u/PBdolphin23

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JAKE: Twelfth floor? GUY: Yeah. AMIR: Whoa! (chuckles) That was super scary. What happened? JAKE: Don't-- AMIR: (sigh) Whoa-oh! JAKE: Oh my god. INTERCOM: Hi, is everything OK? AMIR: We're fine! JAKE: We're not! AMIR: Just go back to sleep, please. JAKE: He's not going to go- This is his job, he doesn't sleep. AMIR: Why are you trying to embarrass me? JAKE: He can hear me through your hand . . . We're stuck in the elevator-- AMIR: No, we're not! AMIR: You know it wouldn't surprise me if we were in here for the next three weeks. JAKE: That would surprise me a lot, actually. AMIR: We should play a car game to pass the time. Let's look for out of state license plates. . . . ow. AMIR: Is your G-chat going slow? Mine's not working. JAKE: What are you talking about? AMIR: You said that earlier today. AMIR: God, this is like that guy who was stuck in the elevator for 40 hours, only hopefully longer . . . what are you looking at? AMIR: Guys, we should all get tattoos of this experience so we don't forget it, I'll get the elevator, you get this homo. JAKE: (whispers) Oh, dude, come on. AMIR: Rations! GUY: It-It's empty. AMIR: (scoffs) I was hungry. Sorry. Somebody's not getting to lick the bag. JAKE: What are you doing?! AMIR: I have to go! It's been like, forever! JAKE: It's been three minutes. AMIR: It's just starting to dawn on me that we might not make it out of here alive. JAKE: (whispers) Shut up. AMIR: We should all call our loved ones and say good-bye. (calls Jake) JAKE: (sighs) Yeah. AMIR: Pick it up! THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1feature=fvwpv=ZaWDgAevbHc
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