Jake: Ok what do you want? Amir: I need you to help me register to vote. Jake: You want to vote? Amir: Well, vote or die right? Jake: Do you think that's a real law? Amir: Well I don't want it to be, which is why I'm going to put no, and then... [ticks box on voting form] Jake: [interrupting] That asks if you are a US citizen. Amir: Ok, so, sheesh. Amir: I do nay have a legal birthday, and I def do not have a [in high pitched voice] social security numbre comprende? so-e help-e on that-e. Jake: I'm so mad I understood all of that. Amir: [silly noise] Amir: I mean honestly I'm leaning towards voting for both. Jake: You can't do that. Amir: Michael Both, the Libertarian candidate. Jake: Is that, is that a real guy? Amir: I don't know, I don't know what I just said. Amir: [high pitched voice] I tink I am down to vote today. Both: I think I'm down to vote today. Jake: No you can't do that, election is November 4th. Amir: Ok cool cool, [high pitched voice] tomonge it is! Both: Tomorrow it is. Jake: No, it's not. Amir: [silly noise] Amir: I don't know, I'm like conflicted because one guy says the other guy is bad and then the other guy says the other person is bad so, like I think I'm just going to vote for the last person I hear talk. Jake: Maybe you shouldn't... [attempts to take pen from Amir] Amir: [moving pen away from Jake] Hey! Don't touch my pen. Amir: What's a blue state? Jake: Democratic. Amir: Ok, so red state is Nazi? Jake: Republican. Amir: Same thing. Jake: I can't decide if you're being pointing or stupid. Amir: Same thing. Jake: Got it, stupid. Jake: Obama is the democratic, black dude. Amir: HE'S BLACK?! Jake: [sighs] John McCain is the old white dude. Amir: [interrupting] HE'S WHITE?! HE'S A REPUBLICAN?! Jake: Don't talk like that. Amir: SORRY?! Sorry. Jake: Sorry, good. Amir: [silly noise] Jake: You done? Jake: A lot of people are taking into account the VP candidate. Amir: Yeah, VP is super importante. Jake: Yes, which you know stands for... Amir: Rainbow. Jake: Vice President. Rainbow? Amir: No, you said vice... I said vice President, what did you say? Jake: Who's the last person you voted for? Amir: Uh, Gerald Ford? Jake: How old are you? Amir: Oh this was in 2006. Jake: Ok, so you're just not smart. Amir: Yeah, he lost. Jake: By a lot. Amir: Yeah, by a lot. Amir: Man, why can't you run for president? My decision would be so much easier. Jake: Don't do that. Jake: Ok, what's your address? Amir: Well, like tonight I'm crashing at your place, so do I put that address or? Jake: No to both. Amir: Ok, the first one wasn't a question. Amir: [free-styling] Cuz you pale in (Palin) comparison to Sarah. So, I dunno. Jake: That was, that was actually clever. That was kind of clever, you should write that down. Amir: Actually, I already just forgot it. Something about... Dick Cheney in your uh I dunno, forget it. Amir: And done-zo so [tears up form] thank you for nothing. Jake: What are you doing? Amir: This is one vote that stays private! Outtakes at the end: Amir: HE'S A REPUBLICAN?! Jake: [laughs] stop talking like that. Both: SORRY?! [laughs] Jake: Let's do that.