[Non-POV. Jake, Pat, Amir, and Rosie are at a table. This episode begins at the end of the previous one.] JAKE: Y'know, Rosie was there! Why don't we ask him? PAT: Fine. Rosie, what happened? ROSIE: Well... [POV: Rosie. Rosie is on the computer. Jake is bent over on his hands and knees in the background, doing push-ups with only his upper body.] JAKE: Rosie! Look at me. Rosie. How many have I done? ROSIE: Twelve. But you really shouldn't be doing girl pushups-- JAKE: Shut up. You know I have weak ankles. [Rosie goes back to watching YouTube videos.] JAKE: Anyway... how do my tri's look? ROSIE: I dunno. Normal? JAKE: Fuck you. They're ginormous. [Amir knocks on the door.] JAKE: God dammit, Amir's here. This sucks. [Jake opens the door. Amir is there. Contrary to Jake's story, he's fully clothed.] JAKE: What. AMIR: 'Sup! [Amir slaps him, and laughs.] JAKE: I hate you. AMIR: Hey, Rosie! [Amir lunges at Rosie with a fist, as if to punch him. Rosie flinches. Then, Amir slips his flip-flops off.] JAKE: So you think you're at home? This isn't your home. AMIR: [singing] It's my dick inside one! It's my dick insiiiide one. JAKE: Shut the fuck up. AMIR: ...Sorrow. JAKE: Can me and Jeff please just have one night to ourselves without you barging in here like an asshole? Do you even know how much I fucking hate you? ROSIE: Whoa. AMIR: Whoa... is right. [Amir gasps, and picks up a DVD sitting beside him.] AMIR: [mostly unintelligible, in his high-pitched voice] Who dis DVD? Who dis chill-ass dude on dis DVD w'dat curly hair? JAKE: [to Rosie] You see this? This-- AMIR: [still high-pitched] Who dat chill-ass d-- JAKE: It's-- it's Seth Rogen, okay? Everybody knows that. AMIR: I know. JAKE: It's not my DVD, so put it the fuck down. [Amir opens it.] AMIR: Let me just burn a copy. JAKE: You're gonna scuff it up. AMIR: I'm not gonna do anything. Let me just burn it, and then... maybe we can have a sleepover? JAKE: Don't even ask me that, okay? You know the ans-- [Amir is trying to light the DVD on fire with his lighter.] JAKE: Are you crazy? Let me-- give it-- [Jake tries to grab the DVD from Amir. As they struggle the DVD cracks and crumples.] AMIR: Stop, you're gonna break it! JAKE: I don't care! I want you out of my life! [Non-POV. Present.] JAKE: Okay. You know what? I feel bad. [holds out money] Here. [Pat takes the bill.] PAT: Thank you. Thank you. AMIR: And... I feel bad too, so, here. [holds out a paper towel] PAT: Its-- a paper towel? AMIR: Well, take it before I change my mind. [Amir throws the paper towel onto the table, then picks up the busted DVD.] AMIR: Can I borrow this? END