[Non-POV. Jake, Pat, and Amir are at a table. This episode begins at the end of the previous one.] JAKE: Okay, here's what happened: [POV: Jake. Jake is doing push-ups on the floor. He looks up at Rosie as he does them.] JAKE: How many is that? ROSIE: That's at least a thousand. I've never seen anything like this, Jake! JAKE: What do my tri's look like? ROSIE: They're ginormous, man! [They hear loud, disruptive clamor at the door.] JAKE: Aw, dammit! Amir's here. ROSIE: Ugh. Awful. [Jake opens the door. Amir is there, wearing only shorts.] JAKE: What. AMIR: 'Sup! [Amir slaps him, and laughs.] JAKE: Aah. God, I hate that. AMIR: Hey, guys! [Amir attempts to kick off his flip-flops. They fly in weird directions.] JAKE: Okay. Make yourself at home, right? AMIR: [singing] It's my dick in a box! JAKE: Stop. [Amir waves his arms in a way not at all suggesting a box.] AMIR: It's my dick in a box, baby! [Amir gets really close to Jake as he sings. Jake pushes him away by the face.] JAKE: Stop it! AMIR: ...Sorry. JAKE: You know, me and Rosie were trying to hang out by ourselves, okay? Can't you let us be alone for five seconds? You know how much I dislike you? ROSIE: It's true. [Amir turns to look at a DVD sitting beside him.] AMIR: Whoa! What the hell is this? It's like a book... but it's... super-light. Who's Knocke Dup? [Amir opens it.] JAKE: It's a DVD, alright? I borrowed it from Patrick Cassels, and he was gracious enough to let me borrow it. Don't mess it up. AMIR: I'm going to break it. JAKE: Why? AMIR: Because I'm a retard. That's why. [Non-POV. Present.] AMIR: That is not what I said! JAKE: Okay, it's my story, right? So let me tell it: and he was doing the high voice and everything. He was like, [in Amir's high-pitched voice] I'm gonna break your DVD! I'm going to break your DVD. PAT: Jake, I don't care about that. Just tell me what happened to my DVD. JAKE: Cassels, I'm getting there. [POV: Jake. Past.] JAKE: I'm asking you politely: please calm down. AMIR: Okay, after I break it, I wanna have a sleepover with you, and we can discuss-- all night-- how much we hate Pat. JAKE: Don't even ask that, okay? You know the answer. [Amir begins bending the DVD.] AMIR: Jake. Look how bendy it is. JAKE: Jesus Christ... AMIR: I'm so stupid! [Non-POV. Present.] JAKE: And then he just broke it in half. AMIR: [sigh] Did that redheaded homo put you up to this? PAT: Don't bring Rosie into this. He's too dumb to defend himself. JAKE: Y'know, Rosie was there! Why don't we ask him? PAT: Fine. Rosie, what happened? [Pan to show that Rosie has been at the table as well, the whole time.] ROSIE: Well... to be continued...