Jake and Amir are sitting at their desks. When Amir starts singing. Jake gets annoyed and grabs a bottle of drugs, opens the cap, and pours some into his hand. Amir: [singing] I'm so excited/And I just can't hide it/ I know, I know, I know, I know, I - what are you doing? What is that? Jake: Taking some ibuprofen. Amir: Ibuprofeen? Yeah right. Amir gets out of his chair and rushes over to Jake's desk. Jake: Would you just relax? Amir grabs the bottle and looks at it. Jake: Jesus Christ! Amir: What is this, man? Amir takes the bottle and pours the pills into a garbage can by Jake's desk. Jake: Oh my god. [swallows the pill he has in his hand] Amir: Come on, man! Amir hugs Jake tightly. Jake looks squished and annoyed. Amir speaks directly into Jake's ear. Amir: Come on, man. Ah, I'm not going to fucking lose - this is going to be okay. This is going to be okay. Jake: I'm not pissed; you just owe me ten bucks okay? Amir: Do you feel me breathing? [takes 2 deep breaths] Jake: No. Amir: Regulate your breathing like mine. [takes another deep breath] Jake: Stop it! Let go! Amir: Come on, man! This - Aw, I know you fucking hate me right now- Jake: I always hate you right now. Amir: Aw, but it's so worth it to me. This is so fucking what I- Jake: Obviously. Just get off of me! Amir: I will not let you go because you mean WAY too much to me to let go! Jake: People can probably hear you, alright? Amir: I don't care. I don't FUCKING CARE! Jake begins slapping Amir's head with his left hand. Amir yells and lets go. Amir: Aw, goddamn-! Cut to black, the cut to Jake and Amir sitting in chairs facing the camera. They talk directly to the audience. Jake: Hi, I'm Jake. Amir: And I'm Jake. Jake: He's Amir. What you saw just now was a Jake and Amir skit. Amir: Hilarious Jake and Amir video. Jake: That's an opinion. Amir: Basically, what we're trying to say is ibuprofen in no joke. Jake: Okay, so you didn't get it then. Amir: Two to three a day is enough to kill a baby elephant. Jake: I mean it's not. Amir: Okay, if he chokes on the bottle- Jake: It's different. I'm stopping it. Amir: Don't. You have a right to know-!