[Jake and Amir are sitting at a table at a restaurant.] AMIR: I'm not mad. JAKE: You don't have a reason to be, so. AMIR: Yeah, well we passed by two McDonald's on the way here? JAKE: I remember, you tried- yeah, you tried to run into them. AMIR: Yeah, well, lucky for you, I came prepared to this little shit hole, so. (Holds up a box of Chicken McNuggets.) JAKE: Looks empty. AMIR: (opening the box) What the hell? How did I already eat them? JAKE: There's one in your mouth now. AMIR: (taking a McNugget out of his mouth) Agh, God, that was weird. (laughs) JAKE: Will you please put those away? I'm trying to teach you to eat like a regular person. AMIR: Ok well regularly I eat forty to ninety McNuggets a day. JAKE: Just look at the menu, ok? Just see if there's anything you can eat that's not a nugget. AMIR: These prices are obscene! It's like $8.95 for a sandwich! JAKE: You pay a dollar off the Dollar Menu for a nugget, right? AMIR: Yeah.. JAKE: How many packs a day do you buy? AMIR: ..Twenty.. JAKE: (stuttering in frustration) K well- th- what're you- AMIR: I mean but they're only a dollar each! JAKE: Exactly! It's... AMIR: (high-pitched voice) Achekekedichediditee! (laughs) JAKE: (surprised) I.. I didn't.. understand that one. AMIR: I said, I think I'm going to sneeze, but then it went away. So. JAKE: Did you say the whole thing? Like I'm gonna sneeze but then it went away? AMIR: Nah, I said I think I'm gonna sneeze, and then (sneezes) (Jake recoils in disgust.) AMIR: (holding a penny) Whoa! A dime! A straight-up dime came out of my nose. (laughs) JAKE: That's disgusting. AMIR: (laughing) A ten cent piece came out of my nose!-- JAKE: That's a penny. AMIR: Oh, okay. Either way, I'm paying for dinner tonight. JAKE: It's.. one cent. So you're not.-- AMIR: Is it? Ok yeah. Well that's- that's what came out. Who knows what's still in there. Tickle my nose. (stretches his mouth up and down, exposing his nostrils) JAKE: I'm not.. I don't wanna tickle your nose. AMIR: Alright. JAKE: Let's just make normal conversation that doesn't make me wanna throw up. AMIR: Ok, fine. Uhhh... How is.. your.. motherrrrr...- I mean I don't wanna talk about stuff like that, it's boring! JAKE: ... AMIR: ...Dinner tonight? (Jake gestures around, puzzled and frustrated by Amir's question.)