INTRO Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir. Amir: Follow me on twitter, y'all. Jake: Stop demanding that. Amir: Please. EPISODE Amir: (on phone) Jake, hey, uhh it's Amir. I just, I guess give me a call when you get this. I wanted to see what was going on... Jake: Amir, you've left me like a hundred voicemails ever since I said I was coming back! Rosie: Whoa Jake! Pat: Ah, there he is. Jeff: Look who's come back. Rosie: Hurwitz, man. Jeff: Look who's come crawling back. Pat: Welcome back, man! Rosie: Yeah, how's Kelly? Tell us everything. Jake: Ah, it was awesome. I worked with the hottest girl. Pat: Yeah, you make it happen my dude? Jake: Almost. Jeff: Even Amir made out with his co-worker, and you didn't? Rosie and Pat: (laughs) Rosie: Yo, so why'd you come back? Jake: I don't know, umm... It just wasn't for me. Pat: Well, it's good to have you back, Jake. Jake: Jacob, it's Jacob now. Rosie: No. Jake: (taps Pat) Hey, what do you think about a goatee on me? Pat: Ahaha, you almost had me, man. Jake: ... My hair parted... nah. Pat: You're back. Jake: Stupid. (goes to sit across from Amir) Pat: (in the distance) Oh Lord! Jake: Hey Amir: SUUU-errr-hey. Do you- Are you interested in a dinner, tonight? With me? Jake: Let me guess, the Ds? Amir: I mean, we don't have to, like wherever you want is fine- Jake: I could do the Ds. Jake and Amir: (smile at each other) Jake: Fuck it, come here. (stands up) Jake and Amir: (have a super bromantic hug) Jake: Hey, did you make out with a guy? Amir: Yeah, it was weird. CHECKLIST OF EPISODES