INTRO Amir - Hey! You're watching Jake and Amir and David. Woo! I'm feeling good! David - Classic. (Amir and Jake are at their desks) AMIR: Have you noticed Sarah and Dave have been at lunch for like, four hours already? JAKE: Yes. Yes. Yes. AMIR: Isn't that longer than a usual lunch? Because you usually don't take lu-- JAKE: Shut up. (Sarah and David enter. David is giving her a piggy-back ride and lies her down on Jake's desk then turns to lean over her) JAKE: Oh. DAVID: (to Sarah) Hey, you. SARAH: Hi. DAVID: I like your bangs. SARAH: I like you. (David motions for Jake to wiggle his fingers with him) JAKE: No. OK, no. I like working. You know, why don't you take this somewhere else? DAVID: Didn't see you there, Jake. (Sarah gets off Jake's desk to go back to her own) AMIR: (chuckles) Hey, Dave. Nose candy tomorrow at lunch? DAVID: You know it! JAKE: What's that? What's nose candy? AMIR: Me and Dave snort sugar at lunch and it makes us happy for a little time and then we sort of flatten out and get a little depressed. JAKE: Sugar? DAVID: It's cocaine, dad. Relax. JAKE: You guys do cocaine during work?! AMIR: What's cocaine? DAVID: (chuckles) How do you not love this guy? JAKE: No, you're taking advantage of him, man! DAVID: All right, he's a grown man, man. He can make his own decisions. JAKE: Really? Grown man? Look at him right now! (Amir is leaned back in his chair, 'sleeping', with a cowboy hat on his face and the Amir and Jake puppets in his lap) AMIR: (muffled) I don't want to hug you, grandma. DAVID: Jake, I thought we were getting along. JAKE: Yeah, I thought so too, David. DAVID: Hey. Call me Dave, my friends call me Dave. JAKE: I was making a point. DAVID: Fine! (David leaves to go back to his desk) (Jake stands up) JAKE: And I know that you don't have a motorcycle! DAVID: Yeah, I do. JAKE: Do you? SARAH: Yeah, we went for a ride on it earlier. JAKE: OK. Went out on a limb there. Didn't really pan out. Sorry about that. Cool. Like a Harley or--? DAVID: Yeah, Harley. (David sits at his desk) JAKE: Davidson, that's nasty. That is cool, man. Umm, sweet, sweet, sweet. (calling after David) Still shouldn't do drugs though! That's messed up. Umm, tell you what. We'll flip a coin right now, heads - you guys keep up doing your stupid little nose candy stuff, tails - you never do drugs again. (flips the coin and it falls on the floor, Jake bends over to grab it and smacks his head against his desk) JAKE: (dazed) AH! Ah! Ah! Umm, OK, it's on, I think it was on heads but it flipped . . . I-I-I will uh, which one was which again? THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWg4ljeZTU8