Amir: Jake. Jake: What? Amir (while pretending to drink): What was the movie you were talking about... (He upturns his empty cup and acts shocked) Jake. Jake jajajake! Jake: What?! Yeah, an empty cup, okay. Amir: Well you didn't--Did you see me drink from it earlier? Jake: No. Amir: I can't stay mad at you. (In a high pitched voice) I can't stay mad at you. You're the one bright spot. In my otherwise dismal life. You're the one bright spot in my otherwise dismal life. Jake: Just cause you say it in a goofy voice doesn't make it normal. Amir: I know. You're my reason for reason. Jake: Oh God. Amir: The step in my shoe. Jake: Now you're quoting Rob Thomas. Get over here. Amir: Rob Thomas featuring Santana. Jake: I don't want you to say stuff like that to me. Amir: Sup! Jake: I don't want you to say stuff like-- (Amir tries to tickle Jake) Jake: Don't tickle me. DON'T TICKLE ME AMIR! I DON'T WANT YOU TO TICKLE ME AT WORK ANYMORE! CALDWELL, JAKE! I WANT AMIR TO STOP TICKLING ME AT WORK! Amir (tries to cut him off): Best friends! Jake: Okay, so. Don't tickle me, and don't quote Rob Thomas at me-- Amir: Santana Jake: Or say that I'm the one bright spot in your otherwise dismal life. Amir: NORMAL life. Jake: Okay? Cause you're being a FUCKING weirdo. Amir: I know! I just have to go home now. Because I have a headache. My head and my heart! My head and my heart hurt. So... Jake: All right, bye. Go. Caldwell/Jake: Jake. That was really mean! Yeah, he really looked up to you. Jake: You don't understand. He's already forgotten it even happened. Amir: Sup! Jake. What was the name of the-- (Tries cup trick again, cup is full of water) Ohh, Shhhaaah.