INTRO: Amir: Hey, I'm Kurt Russell and you're watching Jake and Amir. Thank you Mr. Russell. END INTRO Amir: yawns/stretches hits head Ugh, no real work to do Jakey? Jake: You peed on the server and our internet is down. Amir: In that order? Jake: Yes, in that order. Amir: So, what are we doing? Jake: I'm doing a crossword puzzle... Amir: Okay, two heads are better than one, so we're halfway there. First clue me. George clue me. Jake: Ugh, Oxford or pup, four letters. Amir: ...Oxford. Jake: Not multiple choice and you're wrong. Okay here's an easy one, three letters what does a lamb say? Not hard man. Amir: Uhhh.... Jake: What does a lamb say? Amir: Oh, please don't eat me mister, I'm just a lamb.. Jake: Three letters. Amir: Oh I see, well how many letters per box? Jake: One Amir: No, I can squeeze more in there. Amir: Can you put numbers in here or just letters? Jake: Just letters. Amir: Really, because it looks like there's a lot of numbers in here already, and oh I see, they correspond with the hints. Amir: Alright check my answer please. Jake: Kay, right off the bat number one across isn't five swastikas. Amir: No is... Jake: Mostly because there's supposed to be four letters... Amir: Four letters, yeah yeah I squeezed them in see that Jake: So yeah it's racist Amir: It's tight Jake: No it's Racist Amir: It's tight Jake: Racist Amir: It's tight Jake: Racist. Amir: singing And I'm on tonight and my hips won't lie and a hi da heda hey.. Jake: Can you please go back to your desk. Jake: Okay here's the clue, writing system for the blind. Amir: Seeing eye dogs Jake: No, obviously not Amir: What do you mean? You're telling me those dogs can't carry people? They're pretty strong dude. Jake: I'm saying it's a writing system, not a riding system. Amir: Ohhh... Try horses. Jake: Let's try braille Amir: No.. Amir: Man, I don't know how much longer I can be at your desk, I'm serious. Jake: Go. Amir: No haha, I won't be doing that hahaha I was just saying. Jake: Ow Amir, Ow Amir, you're hurting me. Amir: So I didn't do the big one, but I completed that small little number in the corner real easy Jake: Wow, that's impressive. Looks like you typed it. Amir: Yeah I typed it so, pretty neat Jake: It has no, no clues at all. Amir: Yeah there's no clues for the small puzzles so.. Jake: Awesome dude, and it says Fridays solution right up top Amir: Yeah that was the theme so I'd appreciate if you'd stop with the third degree okay man, I did the small puzzle just say thank you and be on your way, either way I don't give a damn what you.. Jake: 33 down, cobra or boa, blank, blank A, K, E. First letter's gonna be an 'S' so sa, e. Amir: Sa, ake. Sa ake. Suh ake. Say what, sa sa.. Jake: S, suh, say what, sa.. Amir: Steak!