Amir: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir, and I can dunk a basketball. Jake: No one will believe that. Amir: Well, they don't have to. Jake: What? Amir: Jake, uh, can you come in here for a second? Ricky's office. Jake: Yea, sure. What's up? Amir: Solid. Amir: This is gonna be... Jake: Whats up guys? Amir: Yeah. Therapist: Can you take a seat real quick? Jake: Sure thing. On his lap or... Therapist: It's really up to you. Jake: ... next to him? Amir: Next to me is fine. Jake: You good? (Jake puts his arm around Amir) Jake : You look familiar. Therapist: Do I? Amir: No, he doesn't. Jake: I guess not, no. Amir: You're fine. Therapist: Amir brought me in here 'cause I'm a couple therapist. Amir: Well, you're not a couple therapist. You're just one therapist. You're a couples therapist. (Jake laughs, Therapist laughs ridiculously, like a seal.) Jake: Oh man. Amir: That's funny. Therapist: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he told me there was something wrong with the relationship between you two guys. Amir: Barely. It's just sometimes it feels like we're not as good of friends as we should be. Therapist: I bet you guys are more on the same page than you think. What's your favorite food on three. One, two, three. Jake and Amir: Chicken nuggets Jake: Oh my goodness Amir:Come on Therapist:Wow. Amire: What is the odds.. Jake: You're so strong. Therapist: Low odds, low odds, low odds. Jake: Look at this guy. Amir: It doesn't even hurt me when he hits me like that. Therapist: Jake, Amir brought me in here because he said you guys are best friends, but you're not really communicating. Amir: Exactly, meet me in the middle, ok? Because I wanna be... Jake, Amir Therapist: (singing) Stuck in the middle with you shh Therapist: Now, if you guys communicate better, you can get more work done. Jake: Yes, you're right. Amir brings his computer to work everyday. Amir:Everyday. Therapist: Come on now, everyday? Jake Amir: Yeah. Therapist: You know what? He also brought you something today, he brought you a copy of your favorite movie on DVD. Jake: Pride and Prejudice? Hahaha. Therapist: Unbelievable Jake: Let's watch this tonight, man. Therapist: Now, what I like to do at the end of all my sessions is, I want you guys both to get up, look each other in the eyes, and say the thing you've always wanted to say to each other. Jake Amir: I love you. Jake: Dammit man. Therapist: Big break throughs, big break through. (Therapist motor boats Jake and Amir as they hug) (Scene changes, it's just Amir and the Therapist standing in the room) Amir: (Motorboating an imaginary person)...and you're just loving it. And then basically, that's my fantasy. You, the couples therapist, make that happen. Me and Jake become best friends. Therapist: That's exactly what's gonna happen? Amir: Yes. Therapist: Except for the motor boating, 'cause that made no sense. Right? Amir: Let's get Jake. Therapist: Ok, let's get Jake. Amir: Jake, can you come into the... Ricky office? Jake: No Amir: I mean...