JAKE: Question. Halloween is on . . . ? AMIR: November- JAKE: October thirty. . . AMIR: Ninth. JAKE: First. You're quick, but you're a fucking idiot. AMIR: No shit. JAKE: No shit you're an idiot? AMIR: No shit this is a scarf. (scoffs) JAKE: Oooh, OK, it's just it looks a lot like a penguin costume. AMIR: Well, it's not. There's a difference, OK? JAKE: What's the difference? AMIR: The difference is that you're too dumb to know the difference, anyway . . . swish. JAKE: Can you even do work with your hands like that? AMIR: Quack, quack. JAKE: That's a duck. AMIR: Moooo. JAKE: Not. Closer. THE END. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DZ7__L2FM